𝐛𝐭𝐱𝐭 𝗺𝐞𝗺𝐞𝐬

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duckduckjun: GUYS

iloafbread: what?

tigyu: wut now yeonjun hyung?

duckduckjun: I just had a thought

teahyun: wow rlly?
teahyun: I didn't know u could think

diamondmaknae: ^?

teahyun: I mean - by all means, yeonjun hyung
teahyun: please do tell us

duckduckjun: wow the disrespecc -_-
duckduckjun: bUt aNyWaYs

iloafbread: can u plz make it quick?
iloafbread: I have bread in the toaster that's waiting to be in my stomach

diamondmaknae: sTfU SOOBIN HYUNG
diamondmaknae: hE iS tRyNa tALK 😤

tigyu: lANGUAGE-

diamondmaknae: nOe sCREW U

duckduckjun: well ok then
duckduckjun: back to wut I was saying
duckduckjun: wut if we and bts were in brooklyn nine nine?

tigyu: brooklyn nine nine?

iloafbread: it's a sitcom abt a detective named jake peralta who throws fun at everything while also catching bad guys

teahyun: yeah that pretty much sums it up ^

diamondmaknae: bRo that would be LIT 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

duckduckjun: IKR?!?!?!?

tigyu: I've never watched it
tigyu: so I can't exactly agree

teahyun: you've never seen it hyung?

umm no?

teahyun: wow... u have a sad life

tigyu: how is that sad?

iloafbread: it's a rlly good show

tigyu: wait, so you've seen it too hyung?

iloafbread: yeah

tigyu: ...
tigyu: sO I'M SERIOUSLY THE ONLY ONE WHO HASN'T SEEN IT?

diamondmaknae: ig? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

duckduckjun: ok let's give out roles B)

tigyu: oh god no

duckduckjun: oh god yes

iloafbread: why don't we give ourselves roles first?

teahyun: sounds like a plan

tigyu: wow we're actually doing this ok

iloafbread: I think yeonjun would make a great jake peralta

diamondmaknae: dude that's perfect 😂👍

teahyun: literally can't find the difference

duckduckjun: wow I actually wanted jake thnx 😂

tigyu: I'm just gonna stick in the background until all of this is over

diamondmaknae: oMG
diamondmaknae: I KNOW WHO BEOMGYU HYUNG WOULD BE 😆

iloafbread: who?

diamondmaknae: AMIE SANTIAGO

teahyun: lololol

iloafbread: amie is perfect

duckduckjun: yeah she is (;

tigyu: who's amie?

diamondmaknae: omg yeonjun hyung remember the old guy who was like "you're the wrong door"

duckduckjun: yeah lmao

diamondmaknae: beomgyu's question reminds me of that

teahyun: lmao "who's amie?" 😂👏

tigyu: will someone answer my question plz?

iloafbread: amie is a detective who's a bit of a pushover and is always worrying about everything

tigyu: wow ok ig I'm a pushover

diamondmaknae: she also becomes jake's wife

tigyu: and who has jake?

duckduckjun: me ;)

tigyu: ... eWw

duckduckjun: what's the matter, honey?

tigyu: I'M MARRIED TO CHOI YEONJUN 😤

duckduckjun: IKR IT'S AMAZING

tigyu: I'm gonna leave
tigyu: u guys r sick

tigyu has logged off

diamondmaknae: so who would be boyle?

duckduckjun has logged off
duckduckjun is typing ...

duckduckjun: hello my bootiful wife ;)

tigyu: wut r u doing, yeonjun?

duckduckjun: wdym wut am I doing ;)

tigyu: omg rN WUT R U DOING?

duckduckjun: I'm just talking to u ;)

tigyu: ur so stupid

duckduckjun: Ikr ;)

tigyu: so u admit it?

duckduckjun: yeah pretty much ;)

tigyu: lol

duckduckjun: wow

tigyu: wut?

duckduckjun: ur laughing

tigyu: and?

duckduckjun: u never laugh at the stupid shit I do

tigyu: true
tigyu: ...

duckduckjun: ...

tigyu: ... so that chatroom
tigyu: pretty interesting

duckduckjun: indeed it was
duckduckjun: btw, gyu?

tigyu: yeah hyung?

duckduckjun: you've actually never seen brooklyn nine nine?

tigyu: well I mean I've HEARD about it, but overall I haven't seen it
tigyu: it's supposed to be rlly funny from what I know

duckduckjun: it is, VERY funny
duckduckjun: I've watched the whole series already buT IT'S SO GOOD

tigyu: THAT good?

duckduckjun: yep
duckduckjun: u and I should like watch it together some time

tigyu: ... okay. I'd like that

duckduckjun: cool
duckduckjun: come over and watch it with me then ;)

tigyu: wait wHAT?

duckduckjun: well I can't just watch it by myself
duckduckjun: that would be lonely

tigyu: but I thought u meant some other time?

duckduckjun: well u thought wrong
duckduckjun: now come over and watch brooklyn nine nine with me

tigyu: ugh FINE

duckduckjun: yAYYYY
duckduckjun: THNX GYU GYU 💝💕💞💓💗💘💖

tigyu: I hate u sm

duckduckjun: I luv u too
duckduckjun: sm