Bayridge Forest Academy (highkey on crack)

saki's amaguji smut in a nutshell

"oml" rant is sad :(

"ik the uwu powerful demon gorls and that hot guy saachi promised us that they would save us and stop the killing game bc thats what mary sues do but like fjskdfjsgbs when is we finna get outta here"

finna. rosie cries/.

anyways/

ugh fduck" rantaro sjigfhs " now i'm stuck here... wait where am i exacytly"

for some reason apparently its normal for a human not to open their eyes when they wake up. nice.

"tf" says rant "im sitting on someone. and in a kinky way i think ovo whats this"

"👁👅👁" says korekiyo

oh wait no hes asleep. somehow. i guess he thot rantaro was a blanket or something

"whathefak" says rant "where evn am i"

he was in a locker literally on top of korekiyo. i-i dunno. they both fit somehow, ok. also he was able to see "sunglight" somehow even tho later it is revealed that the locker is inside a building. ok.

also.

rantaro: sDSKFJNGSLGXKRL FS OMG I CANT M O V E OR ELSE KIYO'S LEG WILL SMACK MY DICC

also rantaro: lemme just *leans against the wall* *shifts around* *fucking performs in a circus at the same time*

also as kiyo sleeps this is -wow, a pLoTtWisT?!11- RANTARIO IS ACTUALLY THE CREEP??? wHAT? because he goes 👁👄👁 the entire time kiyo is asleep and literally keeps tallking about how much he loves him and how he did nothing wrong in his head- wait thats kinda cute.

but tHEN.

but t H E N..

"fml" says rantaro as he hates himself very much (almost as much as saki hates herself right now, woah!!!11!1)

"OWO" kork yeets awaken. 

"where tf are we, d00d" kiyo is confuzzles. "sweats' rantaro doesnt like him moving because somehow everytime kiyo breathes, rantaro feels it in his soul (and his dick). Also rant b hella horny at this early in the morning ovob

also rosie the entire time: dUDE JUST CALM THE FUCK DOWN AND LET KIYO MOVE OR STAND UP OR CHANGE HIS POSITION, IT'S LIKE PULLING OFF A BAND-AID, I, I-

anyways.,

Rantatro: 'o-ohmy god whatevffdhn even is this"

kiyo lols "someone probs magically made this happen somehow. also we were drugged. and raped. probably. u kno usually i do the raping but it seems that this time... we are fucked."

"yo sTOP FUVCKING MOVING YOUR LEG IS GRINDING AGAINST MY DICK AND IM TRYING TO PRETEND THAT IM UNCOMFORTABLE BUT LOWKEY I LOVE IT" rantaro scream,b

"UWUUUWUWU" kiyo is evil, right.

"well" korkgucci goes sicko mode "u clearly are enjoying this. lemme just *moves leg, makes rantaro make the sorta noises you hear in hentais (plot twist again- hje's the moaning anime girl)" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

ohoH aLSo -- kIyO b sO fReSh HH hH 

(you'll get that joke if you were one of the lucky 4 (?) who read the thing the first time i made it)

so also.

rantaro: *is h0rny UVU*

ranatro: "uh sorry ... uh ur literally doing this on prupose @ this point"

kiyo: "uR AN AGING HIGHSCHOOOL BOY, HORMONES, PUBERTY, ALSO HORMONES, ALSO ni🅱🅱a u hella gay honestly like can u imagine me doing this to any other guy they would slap my ass (not literally >:( ) and probs repotr me to the po-po.

anywAys, also rantaro: "n-No shunjgucci kun, we shouldn't be dOing this sEnpApi ;(((("

anyways the rest of the story, rantaro basically becomes a pornstar and does all the shit u see in movies, porn, hentai, yeah, he's THAT bitch, he's that "faster, harder, mOre daddy" thot. 

and then they fall out of the locker.

and then they have some next (emotional?) scene where rantaros like lemme smooch u now. 

saachi yeets in/ because this truly wouldnt be a good fanfic smu t if it wasnt interrupted wouldit.

"lol y'all gay" says emo uwu. >:( rantaro mAd

the end.

fun fact: they don't even fuck.

p.s. if u wanna read it here -> 

click the "external link" button below and you'll get it.

(lmfao i removed rosie's name from anywhere in there bc i know she would die if her name was anywhere near this shit and also exposed to strangers. yw.)