*SH (statehumans)*
Alabama: 22nd oldest. 30th biggest
Alaska: 2nd youngest. biggest
Arizona: 3rd youngest. 6th biggest
Arkansas: middle child. 29th biggest
California: 31st oldest. 3rd biggest
Colorado: 38th oldest. 8th biggest
Connecticut: 5th oldest. 3rd smallest
Delaware: oldest. 2nd smallest
Florida: 27th oldest. 22nd biggest
Georgia: 4th oldest. 24th biggest
Hawaii: youngest. 43rd biggest
Idaho: 43rd oldest. 14th biggest
Illinois: 21st oldest. middle
Indiana: 19th oldest. 38th biggest
Iowa: 29th oldest. 26th biggest
Kansas: 34th oldest. 15th biggest
Kentucky: 15th oldest. 37th biggest
Louisiana: 18th oldest. 31st biggest
Maine: 23rd oldest. 39th biggest
Maryland: 7th oldest. 42nd biggest
Massachusetts: 6th oldest. 44th biggest
Michigan: 26th oldest. 11th biggest
Minnesota: 32nd oldest. 12th biggest
Mississippi: 20th oldest. 32nd biggest
Missouri: 24th oldest. 21st biggest
Montana: 41st oldest. 4th biggest
Nebraska: 37th oldest. 16th biggest
Nevada: 36th oldest. 7th biggest
New Hampshire: 9th oldest. 46th biggest
New Jersey: 3rd oldest. 47th biggest
New Mexico: 47th oldest. 5th biggest
New York: 11th oldest. 27th biggest
North Carolina: 12th oldest. 28th biggest
(OMG)
North Dakota: 39th oldest. 19th biggest
Ohio: 17th oldest. 34th biggest.
Oklahoma: 46th oldest. 20th biggest
Oregon: 33rd oldest. 9th biggest
Pennsylvania: 2nd oldest. 33rd biggest
Rhode Island: 13th oldest. smallest
South Carolina: 8th oldest. 40th biggest
South Dakota: 40th oldest. 17th biggest
Tennessee: 16th oldest. 36th biggest
Texas: 28th oldest. 2nd biggest
Utah: 45th oldest. 13th biggest
Vermont: 14th oldest. 45th biggest
Virginia: 10th oldest. 35th biggest
Washington: 42nd oldest. 18th biggest
West Virginia: 35th oldest. 41st biggest
Wisconsin: 30th oldest. 23rd biggest
Wyoming: 44th oldest. 10th biggest
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Delaware: Alaska, how is that i'm the SECOND SMALLEST state, but was born first?
Alaska: IDK man, how is that i'm the 49th born state but am the biggest?
Arkansas: I'm the middle child (age) but am the 29th biggest...
Illinois: Yea, and i'm the middle child (size) but was born 21st.
America: *inhale* none of you were born... you were adopted...
UK: America, so are you
America: I-.......... *confused liberty noises*
