Whatthefuckamidoing
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Quirrey: so I can either bake these cookies at 400'F for 10 minutes or at 4,000'F for 1 min?
Canada: Quirrey, that's not how you make cookies-
Quirrey: FLOOR IT?
Australia: NO
Quirrey: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000'F FOR 1 SECOND?
Canada: NO QUIRREY YOU'RE GOING TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-
Quirrey: IM GOING TO HARVEST THE F*CKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
Australia: QUIRREY PLEASE
