Uk: would anyone like some chips with their burgers?
America: That would be lovely thank you
*a few minutes later*
Uk: here you go America
America: is this a joke?
Uk: ??? No those are your chips
America: these are fries
Uk: no, those are chips
America *stands up*: these are fucking FRIES, DUMBASS
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Uk: I'm making some biscuits
*later*
Uk: would anyone like some?
America: what are those? *points to the 'biscuits'*
Uk: biscuits, I already said I was making them...
America: no, THOSE ARE HARD ASS COOKIES
(Sorry for not censoring) cuz imma lazy fruck :)
