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*I based the whole thing off of-this sound :3*

Canada: no no no no no

America: hey Canada 

*Canada punches America in the gut*

America: OH! WHAT THE F*CK!?

Canada: You are, one of my very best friends, and I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life this. You're too young, you're too beautiful!

America: What the f*ck are you talking about?

Canada: I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now.

Australia: See ya

America: I'm not pregnant!

Canada: Well not after that punch you're not. I've been taking muay thai classes

America: I was never pregnant, 'Nada.

Canada: .A..Are you sure?

America: Yes i'm F*CKING SURE!

France: I'm sorry, but why the f*ck is everybody yelling over here?

Canada: Oh! I found this positive pregnancy test and there was-

*France punches America in the gut*

America: OH MOTHER F*CKER!

America, on the ground holding his stomach: I'm not...pregnant...

France: Oh, well I just assumed

Canada: Well, yeah

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