Japan: THERE RIGHT THERE! look at that tan well tinted skin, look at the killer shape he's in, look at that slightly stubbly chin. Oh please he's gay, totally gay.
Poland: I'm not about to celebrate, every trait could indicate, the totally straight expactriate. This guys not gay, I say not gay.
table b-2: That is the elephant in the room, well is it relevant to assume-that a man who wears perfume is automatically radically fay?
Scotland: But look at his croiffed and crispy locks.
China: Look at his silk translucent socks.
Germany, walks over to the table: there's the eternal paradox, look what we're seeing.
Ukraine: What are we seeing?
Germany: Is he gay?
Japan: Of course he's gay!
Germany: Or European?
everyone on table b-2: oh...
*pause*
gay or European, it's hard to guarantee, is he gay or European...?
Germany: WELL, HEY, DONT LOOK AT ME!
New York, joining in: You see, they bring their boys up different in those charming foreign ports,
New Jersey: They play peculiar sports,
all fifty states: IN SHINY SHIRTS AND TINY SHORTS!
table b-2: Gay or foreign fella? The answer could take weeks, they both say things "ciao bella" while they kiss you on both cheeks.
China: oh please.
the east states: gay or European, so many shades of grey. (japan no-)
Poland: depending on the time of day the french go either way. (wait)
the west states: is he gay or European or-
Ukraine: THERE! RIGHT! THERE! Look at that condescending smirk! Seen it on every guy at work THAT IS A METRO HETRO JERK! THAT GUYS NOT GAY I SAY NO WAY! (I say he definitely is)
table b-2 & the states: That is the elephant in the room, well is it relevant to presume that a hottie in that costume,
Japan: is automatically radically,
South Korea: Ironically chronically,
China: certainly pertainly,
North Korea: Genetically medically,
Everyone: GAY! OFFICIALLY GAY! OFFICIALLY GAY GAY GAY GAY- (kisses china) DAMMIT! gay or European?
Philippines: So stylish and relaxed.
The Asian countries: Is he gay or European?
Philippines: I think his chest is waxed.
Iowa: But they bring their boys up differently there it's culturally diverse, it's not a fashion curse-
Table b-2: IF HE WEARS A KILT OR BEARS A PURSE! gay or just exotic?
Malaysia, Indonesia, and Philippines: I still can't crack the code.
China: Yes, his accent is hypnotic but his shoes are pointy toed.
The states: Huh. gay or European? So many shades of gray. (JAPAN!)
some fangirl: But if he turns out straight i'm free at 8 on saturday.
Table b-2: Is he gay or European? gay or European? gay or Euro-
Japan: WAIT A MINUTE! give me a chance to crack this guy, I have an idea i'd like to try. (anime)
Indonesia: The floor is yours.
Japan: So, Mr. Federation, this alleged affair with Ms. Republic (China) has been going on for...?
Russia: Two years.
Japan: And your first name again is..?
Russia: Russia
Japan: And your boyfriends name is...?
Russia: America
Everyone: *gasps*
Russia: I-I'm sorry I misunderstand! You say boyfriend I thought you say bestfriend! America is my...bestfriend.
America bursts in like, bish I heard what you said about me: YOU BASTARD! YOU LYING BASTARD! THAT'S IT! I NO COVER FOR YOU NO MORE! People's, I have a big announcement! This man is gay AND European!
Everyone: WOAH!
America: And neither is disgrace, (goes to Russia) you've got to stop you're being a completely closet case. (Turns to the states) It's me not her he's seeing, no matter what he say! I swear he never, ever, ever swing the other way. (turns to Russia) YOU ARE SO GAY! YOU BIG PARFAIT! YOU FLAMING BOY BAND CABARET-
Russia: I'm straight!
America, with a smug look: You were not yesterday~ So if I may, I'm proud to sy- HE'S GAY!
The Asian countries: AND EUROPEAN!
America: He's gay!
The states: And European!
America: He's gay!
Everyone: And European AND GAYYYYY-
Russia: Fine ok, I'm gay!
Everyone: HOORAYYY!
