France: U.S! Why are you crying!?
America: RUSSIA'S BEING MEAN
Russia: I'LL FUCKIN NUKE YA
America: BRING IT ON BITCH
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Germany: Oh look, we're under a mistletoe.
Poland: *looks up* Germany, that is not a mistletoe.
(Later that night)
Poland: *wakes up at 4am* Oh my god! he was flirting with me!
