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Thoth: Okay kids, where should we go for our field trip?

Osiris: Hawaii!

Thoth: Maybe.

Horus: The Bahamas!

Thoth: O...kay.

Set, the sarcastic little shit: Oh, I know! Let's go to Hell!

Everyone: ...

Thoth: ...No.

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