Horus, facedown on the floor: Sometimes I just feel like dying...
Hermes: Dude, no.
Horus, lifting his head, smirking: But then I remember your bitchy ass needs me to get you out of trouble.
Hermes: Hey—!
Also Hermes: *sighs in defeat* Yeah, you're right.
~~~
Anubis, laying down, watching the stars: Sometimes I feel like dying.
Apollo, from beside Anubis: Hah, same.
~~~
Bonus:
Hathor: *concerned friend noises for everyone*
![](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/189319716-288-k238256.jpg)