*to the tune of All I Want For Christmas*
Random Dude, out of tune: I just want you for my own~
Sekhmet, singing well: Please, leave me the fuck alone.
My wish will come truuuue~
What I don't want for Christmaaaaaasssss, is youuuuuu!
🐢🐢🐢
Bonus:
Me:Merry Christmas!
Friend: It's Septemb—???
Me: Don't. Just, don't question it.
