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How did Peter Parker meet Thor? Does anyone know? If you know please comment here.

We wrote this before Endgame happened

"God help, please save me from myself I haven't been in a good mood in years, and I'm seriously on edge. Nothing brings me joy or happiness, and I'm going to end it. God save me from myself." said Peter P after he found he had a sexually transmitted disease, Stark would kill me. Maybe he would be proud of me if I said it was for research.

Stark said to me, "Kid, you did good, I would have done the same if I knew Aunt May in college." Steve and Bucky were in the other room arguing about who gave Peter the Std. STEVE AND BUCKY JUST REMEMBERED SOMEONE WAS IN THE TOWER LAST NIGHT IT WAS NED AND FLASH.After they built the Lego Death Star they wanted to try something new, so they asked Flash, and he had the brilliant idea "Lets Poke Peters Pokemon hole, oh Pikachuuga lets go gotta blast I gotta ejaculate before I evacuate."

Wanda started her period she wanted to tell Bucky about it, maybe his arm could be shoved up her and work as a tampon. Vision and Steve were giggling they both just got their first dick pic; there was a big one next to a small Tiny Jim; probably Tonys and Clints. Peters was bigger than Tonys, though. They knew because they helped Flash and Ned widen his dick hole. Sam and Rhodey were arrested for watching gay black porn on Pbs Kids, and I Carly reruns on pornhub.com Everyone's favorite was the Gibbler. Hulk was tickling Loki and then turned into a Snake. Loki and Thor were seeing each other after Ragnarok, those two bros missing each other.Peter got treated for Aids; hes free, now him and Briq can elope on the mountains. Starkey Boy walked in on Drax and Ego, "This is the wonderous penis I've heard about, now I see why." The Wakandans were all having a giant orgy trying to release all at the same time, big slimy cum loads.

Bucky got Tourettes; Steve was gonna confront Thor about his alcohol addictions. Black widow walked in on M'Baku and Doctor Strange taking turns on the teddy bear. "It smells like fish in here." Scott was going around asking people if he could milk them. Scott was gonna hang out with Thanos and Deadpool trying to do the hokey pokey, and then god defeated dickwad. Bucky then told Sam the beach was down there. Steve Rodgers was getting jealous; he wanted Bucky to himself and only him. Elizabeth Olsen was staring at Clint and realizing his hair cut was pretty scrappy. Tom Holland needed a boob augmentation and a penis reduction surgery, then Ned was complaining about how big he was.

Later then they all did cocaine with Nick Fury and Peggy Carter. Spider-man stole the cocaine from some radon hobos on the street. The hobos were Flash and hawk-eye. He also got some weed from the sink drain in the girls bathroom at school. Tony found out and made Peter become transgender. Spider-man then became Spider-woman. Tony and May need to have a serious conversation about how his behavior is unacceptable and how spidey boy is becoming spidey woman. Vision was having a staring contest with his brother the microwave. Nut May and Tony finished their conversation whey finished getting dressed. Pepper and rhodey have been shacking it, she said to herself. "I'm really liking this new taste in me lately." :)  Pepper is happier she can say shes tried a man of every size, color and flavor. bucky is still getting help for his tourettes. Saucy steve has been bird watching lately. Steve has been hanging with Banner again. showing him how to properly release some steam. Thor and Loki were talking about if Peter and Tony should get together or not.  They then agreed to have a foursome even though Peter never met either of them before.