Chapter 5: Expect the Unexpected
Planes: literally the death of me. Cramped spaces. Smelly people. Disgusting food. The cherry on top of the cake the popping ears! 20 something hours of this nonsense! It's just....
"Why do you look so constipated?" My thoughts were interrupted by my stupid brother asking me stupid questions.
"I do not!" I exclaimed half embarrassed by his loud tone
"Ok, ok fine you don't" he replied sheepishly, "I just wanted you to loosen up, I know how much you hate flying" awww how sweet of him!
"Plus people were beginning to think you're weird" rude!
"And rude Jacob is back" I replied chuckling a little, I went back to thinking when I'm shaken out of my thoughts again.
"Do you see that hot girl over there?" Typical Jakey.
"Yes" I sighed
"How much will you give me if I get her number before we land?" Stupid man whore!
"Nothing! That's just wrong on so many levels Jacob!"
"Awww come on emz you're such a fun sucker!" I scoffed, am not.
"Fine, 20 bucks says you can't" she's at least 25 she's not going to fall for some 17 year olds charm, I hope. Nevertheless he gets up and 'accidentally' bumps into her whilst on his way to the 'bathroom'. Ammeter, she's not that stupid. I turn back and focus on my movie, Divergent (god I love four he's so freaking hot! I want a boyfriend like him!) after about 20mins Jakey still hadn't returned so I turned around to look for him I see him sucky face with the stupid blond bimbo! Argh stupid brother can't keep it in his pants for 20+ hrs on a plane!
"Hey Jakey! It's 4 o'clock you need to apply the cream for that rash in your doodaa area" hahahahah, if looked could kill id be dead and probably being pushed out of the plane to plumit to my death, but totally worth it! Just to rub salt in the wound I added, "oh and mummy said you needed to stay away from girls cause it's infectious remember!" Oh god I'm a horrible sister mwahaha
The woman looked absolutely horrified, she snatched the number out of his hand and ran to the bathroom cleaning her mouth as she goes. He stalked back to his chair glowering at me.
"Why?!" Was all he could say
"Partially amusement, mostly I don't like loosing bets"
"But I got her number!" He exclaimed
"Where?" God he's gonna be mad, "I don't see it"
"BECAUSE SHE TOOK IT BACK WHEN YOU MADE IT SEEM LIKE I HAD AN INFECTIOUS DISEASE IN MY BALLS! Why Emma why!?" Oh boy this is just too good!
"Well I don't see it therefore you lost, come on cough it up big boy mummy would be very disappointed" I gave him the biggest innocent puppy eyes I could muster but his glare was relentless!
"Well that's my amusement for the trip, goodnight or day? Meh I don't know or care, wake me up when September ends" hope he doesn't comment please don't comment!
"Did you just... Q-q-quote a Green Day song?!" He asks while laughing his ass off.
"Shut up ok just let me sleep!" I tried to save face but my face was heating up considerably.
"Awww little emmz is blushing!" That's the last thing I remember before drifting off into a dreamless sleep for the remainder of this flight.
"Emz, EMZ, Emma, EMMA!" The dirty rat was tickling me! To wake me up
"Jacob! Ok, ok, IM AWAKE"
"I know I just love annoying you emz" stupid brother, "we're here!" Now he is almost jumping off of his seat with excitement, me not so much there is so much secrecy around the topic that I'm more scared shitless to put it simply.
Let's just say, I absolutely hate airport security 3 bloody hours to get out of that hell hole! Do they realise how cranky I can get after being messed around with for hours of bullshit to come out of the other side exactly how I went through! Yeah! I don't think so.
Waiting on the other side with a posh sign for us was a limo driver, who are these people? Who doesn't come to the airport to greet their guests? So many questions and no answers!
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Ok so I'm aware it's been a long time sorry.... I've been so busy moving and school and all that jazz do I'm sorry.
I'm also sorry that this chapter actually sucks but everything is going to get better in the next couple of chapters so stay tuned!
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