20. INT. NETWORK - CHRISTOPHER'S OFFICE. AFTERNOON.
AVA and JACOB are in Christopher's office. JACOB is looking at everything really interested. AVA is spinning around in a chair behind the desk. JACOB grabs a tv remote.
JACOB
Should I turn on the TV?
AVA
What do you want to do?
JACOB
Turn on the TV?
AVA
(Deep voice)
Then follow your dreams, kiddo.
JACOB
What was that voice?
AVA
Someday I'm going to be a great business woman, I need a voice that matches my personality.
JACOB
Don't you mean that you'll be the greatest business woman?
AVA
No, ugh. There are a lot of woman and we are all the greatest ever. Do you ever listen to mom? Or Oprah?
JACOB
(Laughs)
Got it, sis.
JACOB TURNS ON THE TV AND HE'S JUST SCROLLING THROUGH THE CHANNELS.
KEVIN AND STACEY ENTER THE OFFICE. KEVIN IS HOLDING TORNADO WHO IS WEARING SUNGLASSES.
STACEY
(Relief)
Oh, good. You're here!
AVA
Oh, hello!
(Notices Tornado)
What with the sunglasses
KEVIN
We were looking for you and our first plan didn't seem to work. So we just thought that maybe if we give him some sunglasses we would just blend in the background.
STACEY
It really like didn't worked, though. They thought it was some of the Pitt-Jolie babies trying to sneak out for an interview about a new scandal. So...
JACOB
If it helps, I thought Kevin was holding just a pair of sunglasses. He kind of blend in.
KEVIN
Blend in? He owns this look.
STACEY
I like really believe sunglasses must be his signature look.
KEVIN
It's a plus because he can be like hungover and nobody would ever notice.
AVA
YOU ARE READING
OUTNUMBER
HumorChristopher Johnson (Nick Kroll) is the most famous news anchor in New York. He seems to have the perfect job, the perfect life and the perfect amount of stress caused by his nemesis William Hall (John Mulaney). He's also really scared of commitment...
