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But you aren't a "fungi" 😃👉🏽👉🏽

sharpshooter and samurai private chat

sharpshooter u gave me a nose :-)
that's our way of saying ily now
just say "nose"
bc I nose you love me! :-)

samurai I'm feeling nosed af

sharpshooter nvm it sounds like ur high

samurai 😂imagine being in public
I fucking nose you, man

sharpshooter omg now it sounds like ur eating someone out or some shit

samurai You gave me a nose man

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pigeon and sharpshooter private chat

pigeon Dude. You existing is like
Buying a Walmart

sharpshooter That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me

pigeon Does it top that one time when I told you I appreciate your quality memes? 💀💀💀

sharpshooter That was
A pretty special moment
For me
Like
*feels happiness even better than my memes*

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sharpshooter and pigeon private chat

sharpshooter try as you might to pretend otherwise, i know i'm growing on you
like a fungus or something

pigeon But you aren't a "fungi" 😃👉🏽👉🏽

sharpshooter okay 1) ouch i'm hurt and 2) did you just finger gun me...with emojis?

pigeon Yup

sharpshooter i don't know whether to laugh or cry

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Paladins and some Alteans ✨

samurai I'm laughing at my own jokes that is how tired I am
And are we just ignoring the fact that I called you nunchuck master daddy

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