Voltron Texts ✔️

"Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it, we freeze it."

samurai and lesbean private chat

samurai I'm gayer than you

lesbean Is that a challenge

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earthdad and spacedad private chat

earthdad I love you

spacedad I love you too

earthdad Tell the world you love me

spacedad I love you

earthdad Why did you tell me? I said the world

spacedad You are my world

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samurai and pigeon private chat

samurai The next time a blocked number calls, answer and say "Jim's whorehouse, you got the dough, we got the hoe."

pigeon Wait, what about "Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it, we freeze it."

samurai "Henderson's morgue, you stab 'em we slab 'em"

pigeon "Texas crematorium, you kill 'em we grill 'em."

samurai Okay, you win

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The Garrison Trio 💫

sharpshooter If you spell skeletons backwards it still spells skeletons

hunkeymonkey Man, I can't wait for Halloween so I can see some snoteleks

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