Voltron Texts ✔️

I'm pretty sure if Hamsters could talk they'd have British accents

Paladins and some Alteans ✨

pigeon One time we had a free period in The Garrison and Lance got a detention, but pulled out a 'get out of jail free' card and the teacher let him off

samurai how do u get detention in a free period

pigeon Long story short, he accidentally kicked the ceiling

spacedad How do you accidentally kick the ceiling

sharpshooter BY ACCIDENT OKAY

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sharpshooter and samurai private chat

sharpshooter I'm pretty sure if Hamsters could talk they'd have British accents

samurai Are you on drugs

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The Garrison Trio 💫

sharpshooter Remember, all mistakes at orthodontists are acciDENTAL

hunkeymonkey They make mistakes often too so you need to BRACE yourself

pigeon Teeth

LanceMcClain Thankyou for your addition

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Paladins and some Alteans ✨

samurai I HATE PEOPLE WHI CLAP AT THE END OF PLANE RIDES

sharpshooter I HATE PEOPLE WHO CLAP AT THE END OF A MOVIE

pigeon I HATE PEOPLE

earthdad WHY ARE WE SCREAMING

princessallura BECAUSE WE HATE QUIZNACKING PEOPLE

spacedad BUT FUCKING PEOPLE IS FUN

samurai WELL I WOULDN'T KNOW BECAUSE I HAVEN'T FUCKED ONE

lesbean This is a really intense poem

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