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Bitch 🤪
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Harrison
Ass

Dick 🤠
What!!?
Ass, really Jo? You need better insults

Bitch 🤪
Now is not the time to make fun of me
I thought we were friends Haz 😭

Dick 🤠
You're so dramatic
What do you want?

Bitch 🤪
Oh yeah
You know how I was texting random numbers

Dick 🤠
Yeah, oml did you actually find someone that would put up with you?

Bitch 🤪
Okay ouch, my heart 💔
But yes! He could totally be an 60 year old pedo but he said to 'text him anytime'

Dick 🤠
Sorry...not
Oh yes, a 60 year old pedophile is going to be such a great friend
He could be your sugar daddy though

Bitch 🤪
Ugh finally, I've always wanted a sugar daddy
Alright, I'm gonna go take Stark to the dog park ily

Dick 🤠
You're so weird
Okay, give him a hug for me. I miss him, ily2

Bitch 🤪
He misses you too, you need to come back and visit us again.
When are you coming back to the states?

Dick 🤠
Well I wasn't planning to anytime soon but I guess I could make an exception for my son

Bitch 🤪
Excuse me, he's my son
And yes please :))

Dick 🤠
I'll see, but I'm staying at your house bc a hotel is too much work

Bitch 🤪
Yay
Okay now I really have to leave, ily 🖕🏻

Dick 🤠
Yeah yeah, ily2 🖕🏻
See you soon

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