joanna (t.h)

7.

british boy 🇬🇧
I know I told you to text me but I got bored and you were the first person I thought of and all my friends are busy

bee girl 🐝
Idk how you do things in London but you don't need an explanation to text me lmao

british boy 🇬🇧
I just didn't want you to think I was weird or something

bee girl 🐝
So texting me is weird now? I'm hurt now british boy 💔

british boy 🇬🇧
What no, that's not what I meant

bee girl 🐝
Chill, I'm just messing with you. Don't think so much

british boy 🇬🇧
Overthinking is my brand
Are you busy?

bee girl 🐝
Not really, I'm just watching Stark play at the park

british boy 🇬🇧
Stark is???

bee girl 🐝
Oh!! That's my son, he's very fluffy and super hyper and has 4 legs

british boy 🇬🇧
So he's your dog?

bee girl 🐝
Well you could say that, but he's basically my son

british boy 🇬🇧
Well then I have a daughter, and her name is Tessa
I love that he's named after a Marvel character

bee girl 🐝
Damn, I knew it.
You are a 60 year old man!
Marvel is the best

british boy 🇬🇧
Last time I checked I was 23 but whatever 🤷🏻‍♂️

bee girl 🐝
I mean I'm 22 and feel like I'm at least 53 and 1/2

british boy 🇬🇧
That's an oddly specific number
Okay I know that you're a 22 year old girl that likes bees, so what do you look like

bee girl 🐝
We haven't even talked for a week and you already wanna know what I look like??
Is my personality not enough for you 😭

british boy 🇬🇧
No no, it absolutely is!!
I'm just curious

bee girl 🐝
Bee patient and you might find out
Okay I couldn't help it, the pun was too easy

british boy 🇬🇧
Another reason why your name is 'bee girl 🐝' in my phone
The first is bc I don't know your real name

bee girl 🐝
Am I looking too much into stereotypes? Bc why I haven't I been called love yet?
And it's Joanna or Jo or whatever the fuck you wanna call me :))

british boy 🇬🇧
I didn't think you'd give me your name that easily, it's cute
And fine, love, I'm Tom or whatever the fuck you wanna call me

bee girl 🐝
Well, Tommy, I figured there's a billion people named Joanna and you don't know what I look like yet so what's the harm?

british boy 🇬🇧
Well fuck, here I was thinking it was because you trust me
That name makes it sound like I'm like 8

bee girl 🐝
Not quite yet Tommy boy
And now just because you said that, you're gonna have to deal with it ❤️

british boy 🇬🇧
Okay, then you're gonna have to deal with me calling you Anna

bee girl 🐝
No one calls me that, it's cute
I have to get back to watching Stark and walk home soon. I'll text you or you text me later

british boy 🇬🇧
Bye Anna, talk to you later

bee girl 🐝
Bye Tommy