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you are chatting with: El²

El
Hey, what's up

El²
So I came home yesterday

El
Yeah

El²
Wanna know what I found

El
Why of course

El²
A huge ass box of condoms
That was empty

El
Well we are grown adults

El²
I know
Just please throw the box away
next time
Oh and tell your boyfriend to
refrain from walking around the
house naked

El
Oh
I told him to at least get dressed
before you came home
What time did you come home

El²
About 9 am

El
Oh
You just missed me then
So he just woke up

El²
Anyways
Spill the details
The tea

El
Well
I'm not one to kiss and tell

El²
More like fuck and tell

El
Hush
But you can get a lot from the
empty box of condoms

El²
So
After the date
Did you guys just fuck until
you had to leave

El
Basically
But we talked a lot too
There's more to relationships
than sex

El²
Okay
Well I'm going to sleep
Goodnight

El
Goodnight

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