you are chatting with: Jimmy Halpert
small but deadly
Hey John
So I am not able to go with you to
the Civil War premiere
But my best friend, Lizzie, doesn't
have date
Would you like to go with her?
I'd still be there just not with you
jimmy halpert
Yeah that's fine
Let me guess
You're going with Sebastian?
small but deadly
Yes :)
jimmy halpert
Have fun kid
If you ever need me
I'm here
small but deadly
I know and don't call me kid
You're only three years older
you are chatting with: El²
El
So
Congratulations
El²
what'd you do
El
You have a date to Civil War now
El²
Oh my
Who is it
El
John motherfucking Krasinski
El²
No
I'm going to be a fangirling mess
El
Well he's yours now
Elisabeta made a group chat
Elisabeta added unknown to chat
Elisabeta added unknown to chat
Elisabeta changed unknown to Meet Lizzie
Elisabeta changed unknown to Meet John
Elisabeta changed chat name to:
Civil War Dates
Elisabeta
John meet Lizzie
Lizzie meet John
You are both huge fans of each other
You two are now premiere dates
Have fun kids
Meet Lizzie
You're only three years older than me
Meet John
I'm three years older than you
Elisabeta
Already so much in common
Have fun
Elisabeta left the chat
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you are chatting with: dearest sebby 💞
doll♥️
Okay
I set Liz up with John
You're my date now
dearest sebby💞
I was going to go with Chris 😬
doll♥️
So I'm dateless now?
dearest sebby💞
Sorry
I'd bail on Chris
But you know how he gets
doll♥️
Yeah yeah I know
Okay
I'll see you there then
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you are now chatting with: Jake Has Cake
Lily Billy
Hey Jake
Jake Has Cake
You need something, don't you?
Lily Billy
So
We're friends right?
Jake Has Cake
Yeah
Lily Billy
Well
I kind of set John up with Lizzie
But then Seb already promised
he'd go with Chris E
So wanna go to the CA:CW premiere
with me?
Jake Has Cake
Oh
I thought you were going to
ask for my kidney
Yeah of course
Lily Billy
If either of us were to ask the other
for a kidney, it'd be you Jake
Jake Has Cake
Hush
When do you need me to fly out
Lily Billy
Jake
You're my neighbor
You don't need to fly out
Jake Has Cake
El
I'm in New York
Lily Billy
Then who's in your house
right now
Jake Has Cake
Wait someone's in my house?
Lily Billy
Oh wait
That's me :)
Jake Has Cake
I hate you
Lily Billy
Love you too
The premiere is in two days
Jake Has Cake
I'll come home tonight
Now get out of my house
Lily Billy
I wanted to see Atticus
How dare you leave him alone
Jake Has Cake
I have a dog sitter
I can't exactly bring him to a red carpet
Lily Billy
I am really out of touch with your life
Anyways
I'm taking Atticus to my house
See you tomorrow
Jake Has Cake
El
Don't do that
READ 6:37 PM
EL
READ 6:38 PM
Fine
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By the way
Jake Gyllenhaal playing himself
YOU ARE READING
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Fanfiction(n.) an outward appearance that is maintained to conceal a less pleasant or creditable reality [ Social Media AU ] [ Sebastian Stan x OC ]
