parks and rec group chat

The Official Parks and Recreation Department Group Chat!

April created a new group chat with Leslie, Ron, Andy, Ann, Ben, Chris & Donna

Leslie named the group chat, "The Official Parks and Recreation Department Group Chat!"

Leslie: Yes!
Leslie: Thank you April!!
Leslie: Welcome everyone to the official parks and Rec department group chat!
April: Ugh. I can't believe you made me do this Leslie.
Leslie: Well you're young, beautiful and smart, you know all about this stuff.
April: Ew. Doesn't mean I want to do it.
Andy: Cool! Now I finally have a way to talk to all of my friends at one place!
April: Babe, all the people in this group chat work at the same place as you, where you talk to them all the time.
Andy: Sweet!
Ron: What is this?
Ron: Why can I see Andy and April's text messages?
Leslie: Oh goodie!! Ron's here!!!
Tom: Wait. Hold up.
Tom: Ron has internet??
Tom: No wait. Ron has Wi-Fi??
Ron: Why can I see so many people messaging each other?
Leslie: Ron, this is a group chat!
Leslie: It is where a group, like so, can chat and message each other!
Ron: I'm afraid that's too advanced for my liking. I'd like to be removed from this immediately.
April: If Ron's leaving then I'm leaving too.
Leslie: No!!!
Leslie: I need everyone to remain in this group chat!!!
Leslie: It's important to me!!!
Ann: Umm hi guys, yeah so why was I added to this chat? I don't work in the parks dept.
April: Yeah Leslie, why did you make me add the slutty nurse?
Ann: Seriously April?
April: Always.
Leslie: Oh yes!! Ann's here!!
Leslie: You're here because you are the bestest and I love you.
Leslie: :)
April: Gross.
Ann: So I have no purpose here?
Leslie: No! We need your beautiful ideas Ann!
April: Has your exclamation point button stopped working yet? 🙄
Leslie: April stop
Andy: Haha good one babe
Leslie: Anyway, is everyone here?
Leslie: Chris and Ben aren't online... Donna, you here?
Donna: I'm just creeping, I don't want anything to do with this.
Leslie: Okay, well you're here so you're part of this.

Donna went offline.

Leslie: Ok now Donna is offline
Leslie: Well it looks like everyone else is still here!
Ann: Hey, where's Jerry?
Leslie: Oh Jerry! I forget that man existed.
Tom: Don't we all.
Leslie: April why didn't you add Jerry?
April: I didn't think he had a purpose to be here.
April: Or anywhere actually.
Tom: Amen to that.
Tom: The man is a mess.
Leslie: Guys...
April: Ugh fine I'll add him

April added Jerry to the group chat.

Jerry: o ji gys
Tom: Seriously Jerry?
Tom: Did you type that with your butt?

Donna is online.

Donna: His fingers are too fat for the keyboard.
April: Ugh Jerry has now ruined phones.
Tom: Way to go Jerry.
April: Jerry ruins everything.
Leslie: Look! Donna you're back!
Donna: Not for long.
Leslie: No! Please stay Donna!
Donna: Fine. But I'm only staying to see what Jerry does next.
Tom: How is Jerry even in this group chat?
Tom: I thought your had to have a phone that was made in this century to join group chats.
Jerry: Gayle got me this bone it's an apple crumble
Leslie: Bone? Jerry, I'm pretty sure it's spelt "phone"
Tom: And an apple crumble? You sure are old.
Donna: He's using voice recognition now. While he eats.
April: Ew Jerry
Tom: So apple crumble is autocorrect?
Donna: Oh no, he said that.
Ann: Guys! Stop bullying Jerry!
Ann: He's just not used to new technology.
April: I forget Ann was here. I was almost having a good time too.
April: Ugggh Leslie is there actually a point for us to be here expect for making fun of Jerry?
Andy: Yeah Leslie, you're amazing and everything, 'cos you're my boss and everything but mouse rat need to rehearse our new song we just wrote.
Andy: It's called sex fever and it's about how people crave sex all the time.
Andy: I think we have a hit on our hands.
Leslie: Fine Andy, you can go. And also tmi much?

Andy went offline.

April: I have to go too because I hate everyone here but Andy so there really is no point me being here anymore.
Leslie: No April! We really need you here!

April went offline.

Leslie: Okay she went offline anyway.

Ben is online.

Ben: Okay, what is this?
Leslie: Ben!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ben: That doesn't answer my question but okay.
Leslie: It's the official parks and recreation department group chat!
Ben: Ok... Then why am I here?
Ben: And Chris? We don't work in the parks department Leslie.
Ann: Hi Ben.
Ben: Ann's here too? Leslie, she doesn't work in the parks department.
Ben: She doesn't work in the government at all!
Ben: Leslie, is this even for work?
Ben: Leslie I can see that you're reading this.
Leslie: Dang it!
Ben: Leslie.
Leslie: Okay! I just wanted a group chat where I can talk to all of my friends and Jerry.
Jerry: Hi Leslie
Leslie: Yeah hi Jerry
Ben: How is Jerry here? The only phone I've ever seen him use is a Nokia brick.
Leslie: Ron's here too.
Ben: HOW?
Ben: THAT MAN LITERALLY HAS A PHONE WITH NO INTERNET ACCESS AT ALL AS THAT IS WHAT HE REQUESTED
Ron: Calm down son.
Tom: Yeah dude, it's just a group chat. You don't have to get all tense about it.
Ben: I am not tense.
Donna: Yeah you are. I can see you, you can't handle it in your little man body.
Ben: I said I am not tense.

Chris is online.

Ben: Chris I am tense
Donna: 😒
Chris: Wow
Chris: This is literally the best group chat I have ever been in.
Chris: All my friends are here.
Chris: Hi Ron!
Ron: Hello
Chris: Hey Tom!
Tom: Sup dawg?
Chris: Hello Donna!
Donna: Hello gorgeous 😉
Chris: Okay
Chris: Hi Leslie!
Leslie: Hi Chris!
Chris: Hey Ben!
Ben: Chris.
Chris: Jerry's here too!
Jerry: elo crs
Chris: I don't know what that means but okay.
Ann: Hey Chris
Chris: Ann!
Chris: Perkins!
Ann: Yep!
Chris: This group chat is so cool!
Chris: April and Andy are in it too! Wow!
Leslie: So it's allowed and it's all good!
Chris: Of course it is! All my friends are here!
Ben: But Chris, what about Ann? This is a government department group chat, what if they share information with her?
Donna: Ha! You really think work related things will happen here?
Donna: You make me laugh Wyatt.
Chris: Stop worrying Ben! This is amazing! And it's mainly because the amazing Ann Perkins is here!
Ann: Wow, Thanks Chris!
Leslie: Yes! Thank you Chris!!
Leslie: Haha in your face Ben!
Leslie: Now let's all share funny pictures to each other!