Five nights at Freddy's spoofs

the rugby match

Emily: going to the rugby match tonight

Chica: can we come

Donna: do we have to go to everything that Emily does?

Emily: acctually, yes *shows  7 tickets* it is easy for you lot to get in, you can just be the crazy fans that wear costumes

Bonnie: thats great

Freddy: we will have a gooood time

Foxy: *slaps Freddy* can ye go one day without sounding the slightest bit sexual

Freddy: yeah

Katie: I would love to see that

Emily: wait, do any of you know what rugby is?

All but Emily: *shakes head*

Emily: American football?

All but Emily: *nods*

Emily: right, rugby is basically like American football but without all the protection and different points system,  4 points for a try, ball in the scoring zone, 2 for a conversion, kicking the ball through the sticks without the ball in your hands, 1 point for a drop goal, ball through the sticks with the ball in your hands.

Katie: ooh, is there different rules

Emily: I think so... well these are the rules

~one hour of explaining rules later~

Donna: hurry up Freddy, we are going to be late

Katie: *struggling to get a shirt on Freddy* STAY STILL

Emily: here, try this *gives Katie a bigger shirt*

Katie: thanks

Foxy: arr I think this shirt suits me

Chica: yeah, you are super sexy in that shirt

Foxy: ye tryin' to flirt with me lass, because it is workin'

Emily: is everyone ready?

Freddy: *muffled* hold on

Katie: ngghh DONE!

Freddy: finally

Chica: come on, let's go

Emily: one last recap, which team do you support

All anamatronics: WIGAN

Emily: good,  now lets gooo

~at the stadium~

Chica: FOOD!

Emily: Chica, I have to pay forthat and you know I work minimum wage, I can barley pay for my house and these tickets, I have some snacks with me, but if you want anythimg else then you have to pay for it yourself

Chica: fine :,(

Bonnie: who's that?

Emily: Josh Charnley

Bonnie: oh JOSH! *fangirls*

Donna:that is why you think that Bonnie is a girl

Foxy: us guys can fangirl as well lass, right Freddy

Freddy: right

Donna: BONNIE, GET OFF JOSH, CANT YOU SEE YOU ARE SCARING HIM?

Bonnie: ooh Josh I love you

Katie: Donna

Donna: *nods*

Katie and Donna: *pulls Bonnie away*sorry about this one, she is crazy about you

Josh: ok, I have to go in now

Bonnie: NOOO JOSH

Emily: you will see him again during the game, now come on we have to get in

~during the game~

Bonnie: I LOVE YOU JOSHIE!

Emily: COME ON WIGAN, STICK THEM ON THEIR BACKSIDES

Guy: *to Freddy* are you hot in that?

Freddy: no, but I know you are hot

Guy: *moves away*

~45 seconds to the end score is wigan 12 Warrington 12~

Emily: GO ON GO ON GO ON YESSSSSSSS *jumps into Freddy's arms*

Freddy: well hello

Donna: THAY DID IT

Katie: THERE IS NNO WAY THAT WIRE CAN SCORE NOW (note: Wire is the nickname for Warrington)

Bonnie: WE'RE GOING TO THE FINAL

Chica:WHOOOOOO

Foxy:YESSSSSSSSS

Emily: *dances around* wait... Matty Bowen is kicking this one, where is Matty Smith

Matty Bowen: *misses kick*

Emily: now I am getting a Wigan shirt at the grand final  :3