Mahiru: [points at Hyde] Kuro..
Kuro: You're right. It's troublesome, though
Kuro: Lawless
Hyde: ...
Kuro: ...
Kuro: If you want to f*** the angel go right on ahead
Licht&Mahiru: [Burst out laughing] PFFFTTAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Hyde: pffth- this is what i get for working with a bunch of idiots [laughs]
Tsurugi: [claps his hands infront of the camera] bloopers everyone! We now have bloopers!
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Misono: it just looks like a solid black bleh-- f***
Tetsu: bleh?? Did you just say bleh??
Mahiru: [laughing hysterically on the ground] AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Sakuya: [pops into screen while snickering] we're professionals everyone
[laughters can be hear behind the camera]
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Tsubaki: [is surrounded by flowers] you know atleast two years ago i would have never thought this would be my life
Kuro: being gay?
Tsubaki: no being a villain that's flower themed
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World end: --letter? Just rip it up and eat it!
Jeje: Why can't you think calmly
Hyde: ... [stares intently at the table]
Kuro: ...you forgot your line didn't you?
Lily: [burst out laughing]
Hyde: i did, i forgot, I've done it. I've done it everybody! I ruined a serious scene!!
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Licht: Wish!! Hyde!!
Hyde: Can i wish you in my bed?
Licht: [snorts] f***, f*** you [snickering]
Mikuni: [from the distance] GAAAYYYY!!!!
Misono: how the hell can we still hear him? He's on the other side of the studio
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Mikuni: Johann-- [slips on railing] OH S*** [falls backwards]
Johann: Please tell me you got that [snickering]
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Tsubaki: [dramatically] I won't let go, Sakuya! I won't let go!
Sakuya: [on the ground with fake blood all over him] [snorts] why the f*** are you quoting goddamn titanic??
Kuro: I'm willing to bet he's been waiting to do that since forever
Tsubaki: i did
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Mahiru: Call my name out!
Kuro: ...
Kuro: ...quoting me in the bedroom?
Cameraman: [snorts]
Mahiru: oh god, Kuro [crouchs down] [snickering into his hand]
Kuro: I had to, you know i had to
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Mikuni: [sipping a cup of tea] The human has to have the vampire under his control
Jeje: You say that as if you're the one who tops
Mikuni: [spits out his tea] [burst out laughing] PFFFTTTHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Mahiru: S*** even he's cracking a jokes
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Mikuni: [sitting on Jeje's shoulder] So this is how you view the world
Kuro: enjoy it while you can, you won't be able to top after this
Tetsu: [snorts] pffthehe!
Lily: so many top and bottom jokes
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Hugh: you must.. musn't! Musn't-!! Why the hell does he have to talk like this?!?
Tsurugi: for someone who only has to voice act a kid you sure do complain alot
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Misono: Just to be clear, we were all straight before we joined this show
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Mahiru: you and i make two-wow even i have to admit that's super gay
Kuro: Have any hetero explanation for this one, Tanaka?
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Licht: you can have him if you want him. I don't want this thing at all [kicks cage]
[POOF]
Tsurugi: [in Hyde's costume] Lawless-chan here~
Kuro:
Mahiru:
Licht:
Hyde: [in the distance] MY COSTUME IS GONE!!
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Hyde: [Hiding behind Licht] We're sorry for-wow your waist is so thin
Licht: stop trying to grope me on camera
Tetsu: that isn't even part of the script
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Kuro: honestly, can this show be anymore gay?
Tanaka: Wanna bet?
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Servamp: What if... (AU)
Humorin short: What if... Servamp is just a tv show in their world and all of the characters are actors (( I made this as a coping mechanism because of stress )) ((also because i don't want to spam my oneshot books with just this so... here we are)) War...
