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A/N: I'm depressed, I'm stressed and sarcasm + jokes are my coping mechanism

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Sakuya: SHUT UP-!! OH S***-!

[chainsaw prop breaks]

Lily: [snorts] oh my god-

Misono: [snickering] it broke in half- how did it brake in half]

Sakuya: [walks away holding half of a chainsaw] my god, these things are cheap

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[Camera pans to Koyuki and Ryuusei dancing in the background]

Mahiru: [trying hard not to brake character but failing] [snickers] jesus f***ing christ-

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Shuuhei: what's my line again?

Tsurugi: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Touma: [whips out gun] [accidentally throws it] OH GOD-!!

Hyde: [yelps out of camera view] WHY IS THERE A GUN-?!

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Creator: it's been awh- [bites tounge] leee f***

Kuro: keep it kid friendly here

Creator: [stares intently at the camera] for now

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Kuro: [holding the cat-demon-thing plush in his hand] do you think things like this will be popular with the kids?

Mahiru: more like nightmare fuel

Kuro: well yeah, for my character

Belkia: [hanging from strings] What the hell brought on this conversation

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Belkia: [swinging around in the air] I BELIEVE I CAAAN FLYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Sakuya: someone please drop him

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Tetsu: Big brother angle- s***

Hugh: [Loud gasp out of camera view] the blonde child had said a swear word!

Hyde: The prophecy has been fulfilled!

Tetsu: [confused laughing] ????

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Hyde: [Holding ophelia bridal style] [screams at someone out of camera view] HEY LICHT!! ARE YOU FEELING A LITTLE JEALOUS MAYHAPS?

Licht: no, but if you keep staring at her chest for more time than the script says, you're sleeping on the couch

Ophelia: [burst out laughing] HAHAHAHAHA!!

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Mahiru: I- BLEGH! BLEH-! I forgot my line! [Walks away]

Kuro: PFFT- AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

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Lily: [swing weapon prop at Mahiru & Kuro] [prop breaks] ...

Misono: [muffled laughing]

Lily: How did this even-

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Mahiru: SAKUYA- [slips] GAH-!! [falls down]

Sakuya: OH S***!!

kuro: MAHIRU?!

Mahiru: I'M FINE!!

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Hyde: [reading latest script] ohh.. there's going to be a scene where we walked into the onsen together half naked

Licht:

Licht: i have several questions-

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Mikuni: no one knows if my character is good or evil and i LOVE IT!!

Jeje: it's because of the thin line between insanity and stupidity

Mikuni: babe, you wound me so

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Ophelia: [Trips on her dress] FRICK!!

hyde: You aight?

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Hyde: What is love-

Kuro: [Sings loudly] BABY DON'T HURT ME!!

Tsubaki: DON'T HURT ME!!

Lily: NO MORE!!!

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Licht: the piano prop broke

Krantz: HOW?!

Licht: HELL IF I KNOW!!

Hyde: WHY DOES EVERYTHING KEEP BREAKING?!

Belkia: [INNOCENT WHISTLING]

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Krantz: GUIL! GO!

Guil: ...they forgot to put eye hole on this

Krantz: what-

Costume designer: [snaps fingers] I KNEW I FORGOT SOMETHING!!!

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