Servamp: What if... (AU)

INTERVIEW (1)

Interviewer: So how was your first meeting with Hyde?

Licht: Well, let's just say it's as you would expect

Mahiru: It was hilarious! So, me and Licht just finished trying on our costumes, right? And then we went to meet all the other cast

Mahiru: Licht was opening the door and then it hit someone! Bet you can guess what happens next

Interviewer: You hit Hyde in the face?!

Licht: It was an accident!

Kuro: oh yeah, now i remembered, me and Hyde and the others were waiting for them since they were the last to arrive

Kuro: Hyde told us he would see if they made it yet when the door hit him. But what was more hilarious you see is what happens next

Interviewer: ohhh, do tell

Kuro: So, Hyde was sitting on the floor while rubbing his red nose after the door hit him, right? Licht was sort of shocked and immidietly apologized because well, he injured a co-star

Mahiru: and then Hyde just looked up at Licht and stared at him for- i kid you not five whole minutes

Kuro: We honestly thought he was braindead for awhile. Then, he opened his mouth and said-

Kuro + Mahiru, in unison: "you're really pretty"

[Everyone burst out laughing while Licht buried his face in his hands in embarassment]

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Interviewer: I'm guessing your hairs are all dyed?

Hyde: the ones with unnatural hair colours are dyed, like Kuro's blue hair or the tips of my hair

Interviewer: oh? Then why do you keep the dyed colour even when you aren't filming

Misono: That's easy, because-

Sakuya: Because we look f***ing awesome that's why

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Interviewer: Here's one from one of our readers, will the show ever make a ship canon?

Tsubaki: [Laughs hysterically] AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Tsubaki:

Interviewer:

Lily: no comments

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Hyde: Yanderes???

Interview: Well, your characters are quiet protective of their eves are they not?

Kuro: Yeah... But i don't think they would just kill anyone who gets closed to Mahiru and Licht

Hyde: Although we're not saying that they won't kill someone who hurts them

Kuro: Oh yeah, they're f***ed if that happens

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Interviewer: One of our readers wants to know why Tsubaki is so hot in human form and so cute in fox form

Tsubaki: Because i play as him, duh

Belkia: [Snickering] pffttehehe..!

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Interviewer: Another reader is asking about your eyebags! Are they real??

Kuro: well in reality i do have eyebags but we use a bit of make-up to enhanced it

Mahiru: Kuro is handsome either way~ black or blue hair, eyebags or not

Crowds: Aawww

Kuro: Don't be fooled by his cute words, he nearly killed me with a broom once

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Lily: Relationships? Well me and Misono are dating. So are Mahiru and Kuro, Licht and Hyde, Sakuya and Tsubaki, Hugh and Tetsu—also Jeje, Mikuni and Tsurugi are a thing... i think?

Interview: really now? Then! Who's the bottom-

Mikuni: [screams] MOVING ON!!!

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Tsurugi: You know, it really is never a dull day when we're filming. Just the other day we saw a chicken chasing Kuro and Hyde

Hyde: ...it.. It was more terrifying than it actually sound..

Interviewer: Speaking of filming! Who do you think is the most embarrassing?

[Everyone points towards each other]

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Krantz: [Laughs] Sadly no, I'm not related to Licht—but! That doesn't mean i care for him any less

Guil: You can get attached to the stupid things everyone in here do