omeageaion.......................
youre reading some steamy fanfic about your favorite couple, jalph. you stop reading to clean up your jalph shrine. you put up some more pictures, light the candles and straighten the life size naked jack statue. you nut as soon as you touch it. garren walks in, naked and wearing his Lord Of The Flies tribal makeup. he stares at the statue and his jaw DROPS. he looks back at you and your boonies and he suddenly has a LARGE AND HARD PEE PEE!!!! you uwu and blush like an anime girl. he walks over to you and the statue and licks his SWEATY man lips. then you guys do UNSPEAKABLE THINGS in front of your jack statue!!!!!!!
