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you and garren are at your festival band concert. youre sitting in the corner with thw rest of wind ensemble and now youre listening to symphonic band. garrens ears start to bleed. your vampire furry instincts kick in AND you begin to lick his ears to lick up the blood. its tasted esquizit.
he looks at you and licks his lips "this music gets me going" he said with a hard lumpin his cargo shorts. his shorts begin leaking with urine. he sweats furiously and leaves. you follow him into the cubby and he takes off his pants but theres nothing ther. no penis. no dongalong, no long meaty shlong. no big willy. nothing.
you gasp and he tries to explain his man meat was taken by werewolves hen he was 3 years old. the only way for him to get it back is to make someone a werewolf.
he bites you.
hes a werewolf.
