omogeasion..........................................................................
youre getting ready for your AP psych test by reviewing some flashcards when garren texts you. it says "HOT and HORNY DILFS in your area looking to HAVE SEX with you TONIGHT!!!!" followed by a link. naturally. you click it
it shows garrens current location!!!! hes moving towards your house at a RAPID SPEED!!!!! you hear your door BURST open and a HOT DILF named goofball49 aka garren lake bargs in! your boonies are HARD. he runs into your arms and gives you a nice long hug. "wanna know what else is long???" he asks
"what?"
"my PENIS"
"mine too but i really need to study uwuuuuu" you pout.
"thats ok, we can multi task! take off your panst and pull out those flashcards because thats the only thing thats pulling out tonight baebiegorilla" he moans
youre both suddenly naked! he begins to SMASH you and starts to read the flashcards
"now tell me you dirty w**** whats an operational definition?"
"i....i.... i dont remember!" you say back, still being SMASHED
"okay you dumb slut then tell me what the function of your reticular formation?"
"uhh....uhhh. arousal!" you yell
"thats right b****! and what are you??"
"AROUSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
and then you die from too much penis......
because hes a werewoolf and he has rabies on his penis
