I'MAJINE
you're casually searching for a sugar daddy. you look at the username "goofball49". you look and see a THIQQY NIKKI in the picture. he's holding a girl big boonies!!
you grab your own boonies and send him a hot and steamy message.
"hey papi, what's your digits skskskskssksk"
"1-810-666-420-69"
you immediately facetime him. he's naked. but you can't see his face. you hear grunting and smacking sounds. you get scared and hang up. you text him and ask what the heck!
he responds and says "sorry i was..... ;)))))"
you facetime him again
"show me ur face papi"
he does
you hear more grunting then a LOUD SNAP and scream
"i just ripped my gigantic pee pee off!!"
he's the gingerbread man
he's a literal sugar dad
