armagh eon........
you are garren are starting a life together. he quits his acting career to become a barber. you support him kind of but only because being a barber means more time to suck his dick. you grab your boonies.
you go to his barber shop and see him with his shaving basin and it makes you moister than a freaking oyster (it's so hot)! he pulls you near and whispers "i got a thick bed of hay in the stable you SLUT (from the inn)!!!"
"good" you tell him "eat it"
"no, but i'll eat YOU" and you WRIP OFF your morph suit and he EATS YoUR A$$!!!!!!
he picks you up and THROWS you in his empty garbage can. you peek up to see a customer walk in but your pants are off so you can't leave the garage can. you hide there for hours. after the store closes, you crawl out of your hole only to have him eat your @$$ AGAIN!!!!! he had that big barber energy and it made your nonexistent penis HARD as a HORSE!!! you run away with your jiggling boonies!!!!!
you poop along the way
and then
he's werewolf
