[Umbrella Academy x Reader] One Shots & Preferences

them as things i say

LUTHER

The moon creeps me out, but not as much as ladybugs. Damn demons.

DIEGO

I always imagine having all of these badass weapons and powers, but then I realize I'd probably accidentally end society with them.

ALLISON

Shut up Devlin, I feel fabulous today.

KLAUS

You can get high off anything if you try hard enough.

FIVE

You know what would be great? If the world would make sense for once.

BEN

We're all going to die one day, just eat the damn cake.

VIKTOR

*chuckles* I'm a disaster.

A/N: *chuckles* I'm out of ideas.