love heptagon

-group chat shenanigans-

-jungkook's pov-

@ k00kie is now online!

k00kie: 

um guys?

@ guccibby is now online!

@ wrldwidehndsme is now online!

guccibby:

what's up kook?

wrldwidehndsme:

did something happen?

k00kie:

no no nothing bad, just,,,,strange

@ joonie is now online!

joonie:

and suddenly i'm interested 

@ mochi is now online!

mochi:

what's going on kookie?

@ balenciagawhore is now online!

balenciagawhore: 

tell us bby come on

k00kie:

so, I found yoongi hyung's diary

balenciagawhore:

holy shit really? I've been trying to get ahold of that thing forever

guccibby:

you HAVE to tell us what it says

joonie:

normally I would say this is an invasion of privacy, but i'm too curious

mochi:

W H A T D O E S I T S A Y

k00kie:

geez y'all calm down, i'll tell u what it says

wrldwidehndsme:

this is going to make great blackmail 

k00kie:

so the first page is just lame stuff about his day and feelings or whatever, BUT THEN if you dig a little deeper ;) we find an entire page dedicated to hobi hyung and his "skills in the bedroom"

balenciagawhore: 

oh HELL yeah

mochi:

you have got to be kidding me

guccibby:

this is the best day of my life-

joonie:

read it read it read it read it

wrldwidehndsme:

I am simultaneously disgusted and fascinated 

k00kie:

"his hips really do work wonders, this is going to sound so cliché but I love the times when I can't walk afterwards" -yoongi

guccibby:

IM CACKLING DNSJNJLKSX 

joonie:

oh my god this is GOLD

balenciagawhore:

my ego is SKYROCKETING