-jungkook's pov-
@ k00kie is now online!
k00kie:
um guys?
@ guccibby is now online!
@ wrldwidehndsme is now online!
guccibby:
what's up kook?
wrldwidehndsme:
did something happen?
k00kie:
no no nothing bad, just,,,,strange
@ joonie is now online!
joonie:
and suddenly i'm interested
@ mochi is now online!
mochi:
what's going on kookie?
@ balenciagawhore is now online!
balenciagawhore:
tell us bby come on
k00kie:
so, I found yoongi hyung's diary
balenciagawhore:
holy shit really? I've been trying to get ahold of that thing forever
guccibby:
you HAVE to tell us what it says
joonie:
normally I would say this is an invasion of privacy, but i'm too curious
mochi:
W H A T D O E S I T S A Y
k00kie:
geez y'all calm down, i'll tell u what it says
wrldwidehndsme:
this is going to make great blackmail
k00kie:
so the first page is just lame stuff about his day and feelings or whatever, BUT THEN if you dig a little deeper ;) we find an entire page dedicated to hobi hyung and his "skills in the bedroom"
balenciagawhore:
oh HELL yeah
mochi:
you have got to be kidding me
guccibby:
this is the best day of my life-
joonie:
read it read it read it read it
wrldwidehndsme:
I am simultaneously disgusted and fascinated
k00kie:
"his hips really do work wonders, this is going to sound so cliché but I love the times when I can't walk afterwards" -yoongi
guccibby:
IM CACKLING DNSJNJLKSX
joonie:
oh my god this is GOLD
balenciagawhore:
my ego is SKYROCKETING
YOU ARE READING
love heptagon
Humorevery single bts member is in love with each other and they're all crackheads - also they have a wild groupchat