love heptagon

-group chat but make it angst-

an: so I got tired of doing the "___ is now online" shit so i'm only gonna do that if it's important for the scenario :)

k00kie:

what's up gaymers

yngii:

that's the lamest greeting i have ever gotten

k00kie:

shut up i was trying to be fUnNy

yngii:

well u did an awful job at it.

guccibby:

can u guys get along for two seconds plz

balenciagawhore:

yeah yoongs what's been up with you lately? you're even more bitter than usual

mochi:

I've noticed that also :( he called me a "piss drinking cat" yesterday and i don't think I'll ever get over that

joonie:

wow, that's brutally creative

wrldwidehndsme:

i think we're getting a little off topic here, what's wrong Yoongi?

yngii:

why do u wanna know

balenciagawhore:

because we care about you dumbass

k00kie:

yeah what's got your panties in a knot

yngii:

Hoseok how did jungkook find out about that

wrldwidehndsme:

WHAT THE FUCK-

joonie:

hey! language hyung

wrldwidehndsme:

WHOMST THE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE-

mochi:

somehow that's even worse

guccibby:

that doesn't even make sense wha-

balenciagawhore:

hey u brought it up babe not me *shrug*

k00kie:

okay uh, fuck, i really didn't need to think about that tonight but alrighty. anyway, Yoongi hyung please tell us what's wrong :(

yngii:

ugh fine, there is something wrong i guess

yngii:

but it's dumb

joonie:

aw don't worry hyung it's not like we're gonna make fun of you for whatever is bothering you

guccibby:

you can tell us anything 

k00kie:

unless if it's your panties that are bothering you then i'm gonna have to say something

mochi: