love heptagon

-taehyung is bored-

an: mature content warning for this chapter sajkncdjns

@ guccibby is now online!

guccibby:

guys i'm big bored

@ yngii is now online!

yngii:

does it look like I care

@ mochi is now online!

mochi:

wow rip tae

@ joonie is now online!

joonie:

Yoongi play nice

yngii:

ur not my dad

joonie:

actually-

mochi:

WE DONT WANNA HEAR IT NAMJOON

guccibby:

anyway someone pay attention to me, as I mentioned before I am bored

@ balenciagawhore is now online!

balenciagawhore:

I've been summoned 

guccibby:

:D yay someone who loves me

mochi:

hEy I love you

guccibby:

yes but do you really?

joonie:

okay how many times do I have to tell u guys to play nice? 

balenciagawhore:

anyway, tae, darling, how can I make you less bored?

guccibby:

come to my room

yngii:

are you degenerates really gonna straight up just-

balenciagawhore:

hey don't call us straight

joonie:

I- ndknldjknsajkl hobi you foOl

balenciagawhore:

and yes, we are "really gonna straight up" do exactly what you're thinking ;)

guccibby:

aw is yoongles jealous?

yngii:

-_- what do you think I'm gonna say

guccibby:

yes?

yngii:

no.

joonie:

dammit I thought there was going to be a dramatic moment there but I suppose not

balenciagawhore:

every moment is a dramatic moment with jimin around

mochi:

hey thanks also fuck off :)

joonie:

sounds to me like you're stealing yoongi's lines there jimin