Quench My Desire

Dirty Diana

"SNICKERS!!" I yelled at her as she 'voluntarily' invited herself in our bedroom.

Michael grabbed the cover and covered himself and went to the bathroom.

"Well, well, well, looka here, looka here, looka here" she said with a smile.

"Snickers like c'mon now what are you doing in here?" I asked. She just really pissed me off.

Can a bitch get her 'Jackson Prescription'. I really need it now.

Fuuuck!!

"Well I came in here to see why the hell you and Michael wanna bust in on me while I was trynna get some good lovin."

"Snickers...you are trying to ruin me. I'm trying to get some loving!!" I hissed and she started to say in a sing song voice:

"Now you see how I feel, you should have knocked on the door. Now I couldn't get me some good lovin' from Shemar Moore."

I did a double take and Michael came rushing out the bathroom with his pajama pants and a robe.

"Snickers do me a favor and sing a song for me." Michael said as he grabbed my robe from the end of the bed. He then grabbed the sheets from me and opened his hands wide to block my body so that I could put my robe on.

When I was done he let the sheets fall and sat on the bed and watched Snickers closely as she cleared her throat.

"Sing what ever you'd like." He said and rubbed his chin, as he examined her. She began to sing.

"You'll never make me stay so take your weight off of me, I know your every move so won't you just let me be.

I've been here times before but I was to blind to see, That you seduce every man this time you won't seduce me.

She said that's okay hey baby do what you please, I have the stuff that you want I am the thing that you need.

She looked me deep in the eyes, she's touchin' me so to start.

She says there's no turnin' back, she trapped me in her heart.

Dirty Diana, nah
Dirty Diana, nah
Dirty Di-ana, no
Dirty Diana...let me be!

Hooooooo-oo.

She likes the boys in the band, she knows when they come to town.

Every musician's fan, after the curtains come down.

She waits at backstage doors, for those who have prestige.

Who promise fortune and fame, a life that's so carefree.

She says that's okay, hey baby do what you want.

I'll be your night lovin' thing, I'll be the freak you can taunt.

And I don't care what you say, I want to go too far.

I'll be your everything, if you make me a star.

Dirty Diana, nah
Dirty Diana, nah
Dirty Di-ana, no
Dirty Diana....let me be hoo-oo.

She said I have to go home, cause I'm real tired you see.

But I hate sleepin' alone, why don't you come with me.

I said my baby's at home, she's probably worried tonight.

I didn't call on the phone to say that I'm alright, Diana walked up to me she said I'm all yours tonight.

At that I ran to the phone, sayin' baby I'm alright.