The meme reigns( A Dreamswap fanfic)

KIDNAPPING IS GR8-

Cross's P.O.V
''HOLY SHI-''
''Hey are you two lazy-asses gonna help me put these fat-ass fukers in the bag''Nightmare says while gesturing to the now unconsciouse Ink on the floor and Dream (OH MAI GAWD NOOTMARE STUP INTERUPTING ME ALL THE FREAKING TIME OR I SWEAR-)
''Yeah,yea whatever,''I reply while stuffing Ink's body into a sack.

Nightmare's P.O.V
''Soooo we got bitch number 1 and bitch number 2 in the bag...What do we do now?''I asked while also poking Dream's wings which could not fit in the sack.

''I say we become Kidnappers and invite children into our white van-''

''Shuddup Cross''

I immediately cut him off.

''But you asked-''

''Your opinions dont matter.Error, do you have any logical suggestions?''

I asked while watching Cross enter the kitchen in JR.

However,there was no reply.Despite repeating my question,all I could hear was was the sound of silence and Cross attempting to raid JR's fridge.
I turned to the the direction where I last saw Error only to find...

Cross ferociously chewing on a snicker while lying in a pool of them.
''HOW DE FUK DID U GET HERE ,U WERE RIGHT AT THE KITCHEN 4 SECONDS AGO''
I scream making Cross jump.

Cross's P.O.V
THERE ARE FREAKING KING SIZED SNICKERS HERE.
GAWD HAS BLESSED ME WITH INFINITE AMOUNTS OF SNICKERS.

I was eating one of my snickers until Nootmare scared the shit out of me,resultinG IN ME DROPPING MY SNICKER ON THE FLOOR.

''N-nu MAI SNICKER,I WILL AVENGE YOUUUU''
I say while posing dramatically.

Nightmare Just gave me a 'Boi wuts wrong with u look'.

''Okay soo im Just gonna get straight to the point,do you know where Error is?''
Nightmare asked.I could hear a slight of worry in his tone.
I knew Nightmare was serious about this so I did what any sane person would do when they dont know how to answer a question---
run to the highest floor and jump out a window
''CROSS WHAT THE HELL''

Error's P.O.V
How am I back here?Although everything is white,yet somehow, it reflects old memories which I wish I could forget.The HORRIBLE times,the lies I believed.
This place...It reminded me so much of HIM.
Speak of the devil,HE,appeared in front of me,approaching slowly, obviously trying to keep a safe distance away from me as if I was some sort of animal.

''Hehe.Its nice to see you Error,
did you miss me too?''

A/N
YESDSJSJSANDMSJ I WROTE 404 WORDS IM SO FREAKING PROUD OF MYSELF THIS IS THE MOST I EVER TYPED AND MY PHONE'S AT 7 PERCENT SO I SHOULD PROBABLY STOP TYPING NOW-