The meme reigns( A Dreamswap fanfic)

Birds r chickens right???

Cross's P.O.V
Ha...my levitation powers have grown weak.
I have stopped moving mid-air.

The dream I had of ascending to chocolate heaven has been shattered.

This is it.
This is my life now.

I am going to have to become a cloud, drift in the sky with all the other clouds and cry knowing that I have become a cloud.

Well at least I'll be able to strike Dream with lightning or something.

Speaking of chicken, I do want some food right now.

I look around, only to realise that the only possible food source around me are the birds clinging onto my body.

Well, it's not like I'd kill a living thing for food, I would never do something like that.

Ha, ha...

Okay fine, that was a lie.
I would literally kill my dead father for some Taco Bell right now.
If I can't get that, I'll settle for McDonalds or even KFC.

Though, I only gonna eat the mash potatoes there.
It's kinda weird to eat any kind of bird when you have a pet chicken at home-

The only food source around me are birds.

To eat or to not eat.
To starve or to not starve.
This is probably what people would call a dilemma.

I can't just eat a bird, it would be betrayal.
Moreover, I'd probably have to eat it raw.

But, its not like anyone would find out that I ate the bird.
As long as it fills my stomach, it should be fine that it's raw as disgusting it is.

Alright, I've made my decision.
Sorry Kevin...

I move my arm and grab one of the three birds on my other arm.

The moment my hand comes into contact with the bird, I realise something.

The bird is cold. Like painfully cold.

Looking closer, I notice that it has a neutral expression and that its eyes aren't moving at all.

Did I just kill something just by touching it?

I see, so I have gain another power- 'Death touch'.

With my current skills of 'Levitation' and 'Death touch', its clear I'm evolving into a reaper!

As I think of the many other new skills I may gain, I look harder at the bird I supposedly murdered.
Now that I think about it, the bird's eyes kinda looks like the camera part of a phone which is kinda weird.

Welp, I really don't want eat a corpse so I guess I'll just bear with the hunger for now.

Blue's P.O.V
Ah man, I'm sooooo glad I made that deal with Dream, even if it was just for the backup plan.

Since my attempt at getting Error back ended in failure again, I'll just have to rely on that for now.
Though, relying on the backup plan causes convenience and worry at the same time.

On one hand, Dream recently came up with a new device which would help with capturing the meme squad and since he agreed to hand Error over when that happens, I don't really need to do anything but sit back and relax.

On the other hand, the meme squad is quite unpredictable and the chances of failure are still there.
Moreover, I would need to put my faith in Dream as intervening probably won't do any good.

There's nothing much I can really do but worry, worry and worry.

Too bad Dream did'nt give my phone a connection to the new AI he made.
If he did, I would be able to know where to go and actually do something...

A/N
Edit: I changed Blue's P.O.V to something which made more sense and gave more information on what was actually going on so forgot about the old one.