The meme reigns( A Dreamswap fanfic)

Nightmare gets arrested

Nightmare's P.O.V
You know how I was wandering around trying to find Error right? Well I got a bit...sidetracted.
Error is probably going to need some comfort food when I save him.
That is the reason I am currently in line in a KFC of some random universe and definitely not because I'm hungry.

This universe is strange though and it is not because there are only humans around.

Everyone looks as if they were in an apocolypse or something.
Masks on their face.
Cautious eyes constantly darting around as if expecting danger. Suspicious hooded guy with a staff-  Oh wait, that's me.
Finally my turn to order arrives. I give the guy my order and reached into my pocket for gold.
Wait I do'nt have any pockets.
Welp, It had really come down to this huh...

''PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR THIS IS A ROBBERY,'' I yell, holding my staff with a threatening stance.
People stare at me with confused expressions as I continue with my demands.
''I WANT 3 MASH POATATOES AND A COKE''
The guy at the counter just stands there.
I repeat my demands louder.
No response.
I repeat again, this time a few decibels  higher.
Still no reaction.
I cut all his hair off in a swift move with my staff.
He starts screaming. Great.

Next thing I know I am being hauled away into a car by cops.

I'm not even going to fight it anymore. I am just so done with this crap.
It is a Saturday , I am suppose to be at home, gaming with my friends,
but nooo, my idiot of a brotherjust HAD to ruin it for me.
I could be doing anything right now but stupid oreo bish just had to follow that note on the doorstep and bring me along.Why did I even go.
Actually, how does Dream even know where I liv-

Blue's P.O.V
What. In. The. Flying. Faq. Is. THAT
An over sized chicken thing huge wings and all that. In the void.
How.
'' IHAVECOMETOSAVEYOU,''
It said quickly while waving its 'wings' around in a very unnatural way.
It's the oreo dipshet is'nt it.

''Why are you in that,'' I gesture at the costume

''Cause it be funny to make you think I was Dream,''

''How,''

''Well Dream does bear some resemblence to a chicken-''

''No, how did you get here?''

''I've been here for quite a while actually,''

I stand there, unable to say anything, only using my hands to signal him to continue.

''After I tried to bite you when you appeared, you spilt my choccy milk all over the place and obviously that pissed me off. So I did what anyone would do---stalk their enemy and wait for the right time to strike,''
...

''Oh and if you were wondering where I got this costume, it was when you teleported to that cafe and I saw it at a nearby store,''

what

''I put cigarette buds in the cake you were eating by the way''

Nothing makes sense

THAT EXPLANATION BARELY MADE ANY SENSE AT ALL

YOU KNOW WHAT SCREW THIS SHET

EVERY FREAKING TIME I DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS, THE MEME SQUAD JUST MAKES EVERYTHING CONFUSING

''SCREW THIS SCREW THIS, IM OUT''
I say before gtfo of there.

''Thanks for saving me i guess?''

A/N
This chapter is probably the hardest one to write and I probably did not explain anything correctly. If you have any questions about anything, I'll answer them tommorow when im not half asleep. Byesヾ(￣▽￣),