The meme reigns( A Dreamswap fanfic)

I believe I can fly, I ran over the FBI

Cross's P.O.V
''Thanks for saving me i guess?''
Error said with an undecipherable look on his face.

''You're welcome,'' I responded
''Wanna go steal stuff from JR?''

''Hell yes,''

I then grab his hand and teleport to the JR building.

Light hit my eyes, causing me to shield them with my arm in reaction.

I crack my eye open slightly to see if we have arrived.

Somehow, I am a good distance away from JR.

When I say good distance I mean in front of the JR building and about a metre off the ground.

Seems like I may have teleported in the air which is odd since something like this has not happened in a long time.

''Cross, Cross, flail your arms around!''Error yelled

''Why though?'' I replied.

''YOU ARE BEING CARRIED AWAY BY A BUNCH OF COLUMBIDAE BIRDS''

''Really huh, where's your proof that I have'nt just learned the art of levitation?''I chided.

He is definetly joking.
Columbidae is a country, not a bird.
Seriously, Error needs to think of better pranks.

Maybe I can try pranking him to show how weak his pranks are.
Nootmare would probably kick my ass if I made fun of him though.
Should I do it when he is not around?

I snap out of my thoughts when I realise Error had stopped shouting and that I was surrounded with clouds.
Wow it really was true

I HAVE mastered the art of levitation

Dream's P.O.V
Does it always feel this weird to be cleaning the blood of an unknown person off your grey carpet?

I usually have people do my chores for me but this time its an exception.

After all, a conversation with someone over why there is blood on my carpet would not be very pleasant.

I scrub the wet carpet with soap and begin to let myself think about justice.

So far, I have put many criminals behind bars, even some from other universes and my ties with their justice system are quite strong because of that.

Anyone who spreads negativity shall  not be spared.

Especially the one whose sole purpose is to let others drown in despair.

''You can't have good times without the bad ones!''
is something I have heard many say yet I refuse to listen.

Perhaps you would like to know the reason and so I will be direct.

Its because that is utter bullshet.

You can feel good without feeling bad.
The only thing is that people would appreciate it less.

Feeling good would become constant to the point it is only considered a feeling.

No one would suffer.
No one will act on their feelings
Less regrets will be commited.

But enough of those kind of controversial thoughts, I should finish cleaning and then get back to wor-

'beep, beep'

I fish my phone out from my pocket to see who had sent me a message.
Ah
Another one is yet to be rid of that world.