The meme reigns( A Dreamswap fanfic)

A courtroom's Nightmare

Attorney Rebecca's P.O.V
I am a defense attorney and I'm pretty new to the job.
My mentor suggested to take on this case as no one else wanted to. After all, I did become an attorney to help people.

My client seems to be the anti-social kind of guy.
He was really uncooperative the last time I saw him.
I can't really blame the kid though, it must have been rough being accused of crime at such a young age.
His parents must be quite the irresponsible bunch too letting a small child go buy food on his own.

The mummurimg among the audience seems to have become louder.
Looking around, I realise that my client has been escorted into the courtroom. He's still wearing that weird costume. Well, he's still young so I can't blame him for not knowing how to dress properly.

My client turns his head at me.
Poor thing, he must be so lost.
I put on my most reassuring smile and wave at him.
In return, he waves back but with only his middle finger sticking up.
His family ought to teach him what the improper gestures are.

'' Court is in session!''
The judge bellows as he slams his hammer onto the table, silencing the audience.

'' The prosecution is ready your honor,''
declares the prosecuter standing behind the table across from mine.

'' The defense is ready your honor,''
I say in return.

'' May the prosecution please begin the opening statement,''

'' Yes your honor,''
The prosecuter continues.
'' The defendant, whose true identity is unknown, has been accused of attempted robbery and assault by several onlookers and the employee of the establishment being robbed,''
'' I now summon said employee who was assaulted to the stand!''

A man with oddly bright coloured hair appears at one of the podiums.

'' Please give your name and testimony,''

'' My name is Noma Hare, It was a normal work da-''

''I GOT IT!''
My client suddenly screams, his handcuffs also broken in two.

Huh

'' You know it took me a while but I finally figured out what's going on,''

What is he doing!?

'' I'm being set-up so that you humans can extort money out of me with the cover of it being for 'Justice',''

I silently pray that my client would stop making a scene while ignoring the rising chatter from the audience.

'' Well, guess what! Just because its for 'Justice' doesn't give you the right to do whatever you want,''

He says with a soft voice.

'' AND YOU''
Nevermind.

My client grabs Mr Hare by the collar and smacks his head.

His hair, or rather wig, flies off revealing a shiny bald spot at the top of his head with brown hair nesting at the sides.

'' WHERE'S MY POTATOES,''

Mr hare shivers but no coherent words come out of his mouth.

A staff with a crescent blade suddenly appears in my client's other hand and he-

OH GOSH, HAVE MERCY ON THAT MAN

Even the judge is scared out of his mind.

Mr Hare falls to the ground.
The now fully bald man sobs as he touches the clumps of brown hair which used to be his on the floor.

People run towards the courtroom doors but none seem to be leaving.

Are the doors locked?

'' GET ME SOME FOOD OR I'LL TAKE YOUR HAIR JUST LIKE I DID WITH MR NO MORE HAIR,''

People are yelling, crying and holding onto their heads.

Suddenly, a candy bar is thrown at that thing's face.

It swallows that whole thing, even the wrapper and...disappears?

That was something supernatural.

I talked to it.

I talked to an alien.

Screw lawyer stuff, I just saw proof of aliens.

A/N
The only courtroom knowledge I have is from watching Ace attorney gameplay so this is probably not how an actual trial would go.