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Whizzer #2

"Hey baby," Marvin said, strutting up to the brunette sitting on their couch. "How was your day?" Marvin looked at Whizzer, then did a double take. His lover was strangely only wearing a white button up and black pants, and a name tag was pinned into his shirt. His hair was gelled and combed neatly, and his brown eyes kept glancing at his figure with a confused expression.
Marvin blinked back at 'Whizzer' with a puzzled expression for a hot second, before shaking his head to clear his thoughts.

'It's probably just some stupid fashion statement or whatever,' Marvin thought.

Whizzer's posture was straight, and he was looking around the apartment like he had never lived here before. Marvin rolled his eyes at his lover's quirkiness.
He sat down on the couch and draped his arm around Whizzer, oblivious to the staight vibe 'Whizzer' was showing off.

'Whizzer' tensed in the man's arms, fidgeting with his hands and sweating nervously as he reached for something in his pocket. Marvin furrowed his brows at his 'lovers' strange attitude. He had never seen Whizzer react to anything like this.
So, being the wise and incredibly sexy man he is, he super smashed his lips onto 'Whizzer's'.

'Whizzer' let out a girlish scream and punched Marvin in the jaw, before spinting into their bathroom and letting out loud dry heaves from behind the locked door.

Marvin stared incredulously at the painted white door, before shrugging it off and turning on knitting guides on his television. He was enjoying watch the old ladies knit, before the front door slammed open. Marvin jumped in his seat and quickly turned to face the intruder, but quickly realized it was Whizzer.

'Whizzer?' Marvin thought, 'Isn't he throwing up in the bathroom?'

"What the fuck did you do, Marvin?!!?" Whizzer snapped at him, yanking his vegan leather jacket off and throwing it at Marvin. He immediately recognized the bitchy voice of his actual boyfriend, seeing as he memorized Whizzer's hissy fit voice from the numerous fights they've shared.

Marvin shielded his face from the vegan leather and immediately turned defensive. "Hey! What the fuck did I do?! Who the hell is in the bathroom?!"
Whizzer looked at him as if he were crazy and started to gesture violently. "I told you a week ago my straight and extremely mormon doppelgänger younger brother would be visiting!!"
Marvin stood up and faced his boyfriend in a staring match. "What?! You never told me that!!"

Whizzer glared at him and grabbed Marvin by the collar. "I did too!! And now my brother is depressingly praying to his fucking savior because you forced him to sin!!" Whizzer pushed Marvin back, making him stumble and land on the coffee table.

Marvin growled and stood up again. they were about to indulge in a staring contest to the death, but the bathroom door was slammed open before they could start. Whizzer's brother barged out of the room, naruto ran to the guest room and returned, now armed with a fucking steel cross.

Marvin and Whizzer paused, mouths agape at the brunette who was now pointing what seemed to be a fucking 25 pound weapon at them.

"Uh..," Whizzer started, doing a complete 180, figuratively and literally. "Kev- I uh, where- what- can you just- p-put down the cross?" He stammered, bewildered and concerned at his brother's actions.

"No way!" Whizzer 2.0 screeched, planting the religious object over his shoulder, as if he planned to swing it like a baseball bat at their faces. "I've already sinned today and I can do it again!" He took a small glass flask that was labeled; "HOLY WATER" and chugged until it was empty.

The room was silent for a moment, as the mormon capped the glass and stuffed it back into his pocket again. Whizzer 2.0 cleared his throat and dropped the cross, leaving a dent in the floor and making the metal emit a loud banging noise. He blinked rapidly for a few seconds, as if he were regaining his sanity, and coughed. Adjusting his tie awkwardly, Whizzer 2.0 shifted in his spot and looked back at his brother.
"...Can you please drive me to the nearest LDS church?"