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.*⸙ b i r t h d a y
c a r d m e s s a g e .*
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ㅤㅤㅤ| star wars puns
ㅤㅤㅤ| maze runner puns too
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H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y ( N A M E ) !
a letter on your birthday? how boring i know okay okay. happy 15th birthday fam, i will still glorify the fact that i'm older than chu gahaha. i uope that you're happy with everything thay you're blessed with.
does that even make sense? even despite "everything" ( image someone doinf the air quote thingy ) i'll always treasure our friendship (cue the cringe, soz bruh )
i can't really write cards without being weird so instead this is what i came up with
- ˏˋ THINGS THAT YOU
DO THAT ARE
REALLY FUNNY OR COOL
OR ANNOYING AND
EITHER NEEDS AN
APPLAUSE OR IS WORTH MENTIONING ˊˎ -
1. when you make puns
2. when your voice
randomly cracks
3. when you try and
imitate vibhu's visual
and violent threats
4. when you can't english
5. when you imitate
rykie's ( is that how
you spell it ) voice
6. when you make
fun of aesthetics
7. your handwriting is
so straight like how
do you even
8. when you try not
to swear around
tarun's brothers
[ clap clap clap ]
9. you're really good
with a guitar
[ clap clap clap ]
10. you'd do anything
for your squad
11. you value your
family a lot
12. you have good
taste in clothing like
bro your sweaters are nice
13. you created multiply!!!!!
14. when you try and
imitate me "oh my god
it's so tumblr"
PFFFFFTTTTTTTTTT
15. you have a high
sean tolerance level
16. you can play
basketball
[ clap clap clap ]
17. you can be nice
when you try to be
18. when you try
and imitate mr. jackson
