Just Another Low Life Chambers Kid (Chris Chambers FanFiction)

"Chopper, Sic Balls!"

     *Alexis's POV*

  We had arrived to the junkyard. The five of us were on the other side of the fence, looking into the junkyard.

  "NO TRESPASSING KEEP OUT" the sign on the fence read.

  "Hey Vern. Looks like your ma's been out driving again." Gordie joked with Vern.

  "Oh that's so funny I forgot to laugh." Vern said sarcastically.

  Teddy grabbed his sleeping bag, throwing it over the fence.

  "Stand back men! Paratroops, over the side!" Teddy yelled before he began to climb the fence.

  The rest of us followed Teddy's lead, throwing our things over the fence and climbing it. I landed on the ground right after Teddy and Vern, picking up my things and running behind them to the well.

  No trespassing was enforced by Milo Pressman, the junk man and his dog Chopper. The most feared and least seen dog in Castle Rock. Legend had it that Milo had trained Chopper not just to sic, but to sic specific parts of the human anatomy. Thus, a kid who had illegally scaled the junkyard fence might hear the dread cry "Chopper, sic balls!"  But right now neither the dread Chopper nor Milo was anywhere in sight.

  "Come on you two!" I yelled to Chris and Gordie from the well.

  Gordie and Chris both threw their things onto the ground. Gordie ran past Chris, initiating a race between them. Chris quickly caught up to Gordie, running past him and winning the race.  The two of them were bent over catching their breaths. Chris patted Gordie on the back, the both of them standing up straight. They put their arms around each others shoulders and walked over to Teddy, Vern, and I.

  A little while later we were all sitting up against an old car in the shade, throwing rocks into an old can. 

  "Hey you guys been watching the Mickey Mouse club lately?" Teddy asked.

  "Yeah." The rest of us answered in unison.

  "I think Annette's tits are getting bigger." Teddy said.

  I shook my head at Teddy.

  "Yeah I think he's right. I've been noticing lately that the A and the E are starting to bend around the sides." Gordie said holding his hands up to his chest.

  All the boys laughed at Gordie's comment. Meanwhile I was just sat there shaking my head at the boys.

  "You know who else has great tits?" Teddy asked looking over to me.

  "Don't you dare DuChamp." I warned Teddy.

  "Alright alright, fine." Teddy gave up immediately.

  We passed the canteen around, trying to spit water into the can that was sat a few feet away from us. Teddy took a bit from the canteen, acting like he was going to spit in the can. Only to turn his head and spit the water directly at Vern.

  All of us erupted in laughter, Vern not looking very happy at what Teddy just did.

  "Great! Spit at the fat kid! Real good! What time is it Gordie?" Vern asked.

  "Ummm...it's a quarter after one." Gordie answered, looking at his watch.

  "We better go get the food, junkyard opens at three. Chopper will be here." Vern said.

  "Oooh sic balls." Chris mimicked.

  "You go, you can pick us up on the way back." Teddy told Vern.