Remedial Goodness 101: the new class, created for the VK's. Fairy Godmother herself was the teacher. 'If someone hands you a crying baby, do you, A, curse it? B, lock it in a tower? C, give it a bottle? Or D, carve out its heart?' She said with enthusiasm. She pointed at... 'Evan.' 'What was the second one?' He asked. Malice frowned at him for a second. He knew Evan knew the right answer. He was the smartest of the four, but his mother, the Evil Queen, always told him that girls wanted a handsome guy, not a smart guy.
Fairy Godmother looked a bit annoyed and disappointed at the same time. 'Oh, okay. Anyone else?' She desperately looked at the three other kids. The girls were looking outside the window and Malice was drawing a very detailed wand. She pointed at him. 'Malice?' 'C, give it a bottle.' He answered. Fairy Godmother smiled brightly and proud. 'Correct, again.' Charon looked at him with surprise. 'You are on fire, man!' 'Just pick the one that doesn't sound like any fun, ' Malice said shrugging as if it was obvious. Charon nodded. 'Ow.' 'That makes so much sense, ' Evan chuckled. 'Oh...' Malice echoed.
A shy, unobtrusive boy nervously shuffled into the room. Malice elbowed Evan, who was cleaning his glasses, to cause his attention. Fairy Godmother smiled sweetly at the boy who came in. 'Oh, hello, dear one.' The boy gave her a clipboard and a pen. 'Hi. You need to sign off on early dismissal for the coronation.' He looked nervously at the VK's. He was obviously scared. Fairy Godmother turned to the VK's. 'Everyone here remembers my son, Flash?' 'How can we "remember" him, he just came in, ' Malice thought with a frown. 'Mom, no!' Flash whispered to his mother. 'It's okay, ' she whispered back. 'Flash, this is everyone.' She pushed Flash a little forward. 'Hi. That's okay, don't mind me. As you were.' He quickly shuffled out of the room. He sighed deeply in relief.
Fairy Godmother coughed and had a questioning look. 'Ahem. Let's continue. You find a vial of poison. Do you, A, put it in the king's wine? B, paint it on an apple?' Evan chuckled. 'Or C, turn it over to the proper authorities?' The VK's, except for Malice, raised their hands. Jessie pushed Charon's hand down. 'Oh! Ooh... get off.' Fairy Godmother pointed at Jessie. 'Jessie?' 'C. You turn it over to the proper authorities.' She threw Charon's hand on the table. 'Hey, I was going to say that, ' the smaller girl protested. 'But I said it first. Come here!' Jessie said in baby talk. She and Charon began to fight on their desk. 'Ow!' 'Come on, who said it first? Who said it first?' 'Ow! Jessie, stop! Ah!'
Fairy Godmother ticked her pointer on the chalkboard to cause their attention. Malice sent her an uncomfortable smile. 'Girls. Girls! I am gonna encourage you to use that energy on the tourney field with the cheerleaders.' 'Oh, no. That's okay. Whatever that is, We'll... We'll pass.' Charon replied. Jessie nodded heavy.
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The Role Swap
FanfictionWhat if the VKs were AKs? And what if the AKs were VKs? You'll find it out in this book!
