(Scott and Peter run inside a really fancy flower shop)
Peter: That is....(eyes widen)
Scott: a lot of flowers?
( Peter and Scott huff in amazement and disbelief)
Peter: Who needs this many flowers?
Shopkeeper: Hello boys! So what are you here for? Sir, are you here to help your son with a date?
( Peter laughs out loud and rolls on the floor. Everyone stares then turns back whilst Scott facepalms internally)
Scott:(gritted teeth) No, no...He's not my son...
Shopkeeper: Oh, I'm so sorry! I just thought....
Scott:(huffs) Yeah, yeah.
Peter:(laughing)Oh I'm telling everyone about this! ( laughs)
( Scott picks him up)
Scott: Where can we find the lavenders and roses?
Shopkeeper: Lavenders are down there on your right and roses are on the next aisle. ( They walk off) I'm sorry, sir!
Scott:Whatever, Yeah.
( Walk down the lavender aisle. Peter is still howling from laughter)
Peter: Oh if only Wanda was here! And Cali! ( laughs)
Scott:(chuckles a little) Come on! We need to focus.
( They look at the different colours of Lavenders, and the nicest smelling ones)
Peter: This is a nice bunch ( sniffs them)
( Scott sniffs them too)
Scott:Hmmm, it does smell nice...but it's pink, and Cali hates pink.
Peter: Oh, oh yeah. ( puts them back nicely)
( They continue to search)
Peter: Oh, oh! What about this bunch!
( He picks up the perfect bunch. They're a nice shade of lilac and have the nicest smell to them)
Scott:(smiles) This is perfect!
( They go down the other aisle, grab the roses and go to pay)
Shopkeeper: Sir, I'm sorry about what happens earlier-
Scott:Please, no need to apologise.
(Shopkeeper stares at Peter)
Shopkeeper: Wait....you're that boy! (Gasps)
Peter:(nervous) What?
Shopkeeper: That boy who has the Stark Internship! Oh what's your name? Peter Parker! Oh yeah, it was all over the news!
Peter: Oh ummm, thanks? I guess, wait you know me?
Shopkeeper: Like I said, it was on the news.
( Peter stands there in a disbelieved silence)
Scott: What about me?
Shopkeeper: you work for an avenger?
( Scott rolls his eyes)
Scott: No, I'm a hero. Ant-man? Ant-man, come on you gotta know that?
Shopkeeper: Sorry, nope. Here ( hands flowers to Peter) On the house.
Peter: Thanks!
( Scott and Peter walk out)
Scott: She knows you and not me!!!!
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Avengers Short stories
ActionWhat really goes on behind the superhero lives of the avengers? When they're not fighting evil? What if they're all just.... happy and chilled? But since they're avengers...nothing is ever calm and chilled and happy I do not own Marvel or it's char...
