( It's a relatively normal day at Avengers Headquarters. Nothing bad has happened lately, everyone is getting on fine)
Bruce: Guys, I'm kinda worried.
Amy: What about?
Bruce: Well, don't you think-
Clint: That nothing bad has happened to us lately? Yeah we have all been thinking that....
( Thor walks in, carrying two beers and is obviously drunk)
Thor:(burps) Oh, hey guys.
Cali: Oh for gods sake Thor!
Natasha: Didn't anyone throw out the alcohol!
( Labara puts her hand up)
Labara: I was supposed to...
Steve: and what happened to that? ( folds arms)
Labara: I was reading LOTR...
Peter: For gods sake!
(Everyone groans and turns back to Thor but he has disappeared)
Tony: Where did he go?
Wanda: He left...
Carol: and hit a wall...
( Thor comes back, with one less beer and holds the infinity gauntlet. Since he was Asgardian, his arm had managed to heal up from the last time he snapped)
Clint: (stands) Hey Thor! Buddy? Wanna you know...put that down?
Thor: It looks so pretty...I wonder what would happen if I-
Natasha: Thor, no!
(It's too late, Thor snaps his fingers again and wobbles a bit)
Thor:(gasps) My arm! ( throws Gauntlet and Peter uses the extra arms on his Iron Spider suit to put it back in the box)
Cali: Thor...what did you ask for?
Thor: Well, I was wondering if we weren't the only people here, like if there were alternate universes....
Steve: Ugh....
Tony: I knew we spoke too soon !
( Amy smashes Thor's beer bottle on the ground and drags him)
Amy: You absolute-
Voice: Something has happened...
( They turn around and see Nebula and Rocket standing there. Scott races in with Bucky)
Cali: Guys? (Stands up) What's going on? What happened?
Scott: Oh I'll tell you what happened. One second, I'm standing there with Hope and her parents when wham! I turn around and she's gone...and her parents! So I want to ask you: What the hell is going on!
(They all glare at Thor)
Bucky: Steve? ( a portal opens up and he's teleported through it)
Steve: Bucky!!! (Tries to race for him but fails) Bucky....
Tony: Oh my god...
Carol: What is going on? ( she disappears too, as does Wanda, Rocket and Nebula)
Bruce: Oh my....
Cali: Everyone...is it...over?
Natasha: I have no clue...(shakes)
Cali: Lets see who's still...here. (Counts and Names) Bruce, Steve, Natasha, Clint, Tony, Thor, Me, Amy, Peter and Scott...
Steve: Thats... 10 of us.
(Thor's drunk stage wears off)
Thor: Oh my god! What have I done? (Wails)
Amy: I'm going to...take Thor to Asgard! (They leave)
Natasha: Thats eight of us...
Bruce: Oh wait...Labara disappeared too.
Clint: Oh well.... tough luck really.
Scott :(laughs) Geez! You guys are funny.
( People burst into Avengers Headquarters and the Avengers suit up quick)
Tony:(in Iron Man suit) Um, who are you guys?
( There is at least 6 more people there. Three of them wear almost identical clothing, except two of them are boys and one is a girl, there is a blonde girl who has a black outfit on and a tattoo, a brunette who has her hair in a plait and has a bow and arrow and a boy who has white and black hair which is straight but normal length for a boy and wears a matching black and white outfit)
Girl with bow and arrows: The real question is: Who are you and Why are we here?
( She aims her bow to shoot and the Avengers look at each other)
Cali: Oh god....
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Avengers Short stories
AkcjaWhat really goes on behind the superhero lives of the avengers? When they're not fighting evil? What if they're all just.... happy and chilled? But since they're avengers...nothing is ever calm and chilled and happy I do not own Marvel or it's char...
