Sugar

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What happened during lunch one day at a hockey tournament:

Girl #1: "Hey [Girl #2], don't you think this lemonade is too sour?"

Girl #2: "Yeah... IMMA PUT SOME SUGAR IN IT" *grabs a pink packet of sugar*

Girl #1: *does the same*

Girl #2: *puts sugar in glass and stirs. Drinks* "OH MY GOD IT TASTES SO MUCH BETTER BUT NOT QUITE YET IMMA PUT MORE*

Girl #3: *raises eyebrow at*

Girl #1: "OH MA GAWD ME TOO" *does the same*

Girl #2: *puts 16 pink packets of sugar in lemonade and stirs. Drinks* "OH MY OASIDNOASDO:LALOSIALDOASPDSJDLOS:DLJ P ASPDAS DAPS ITS SO GOOD"

Me: "..."

Me: "UM COACH I THINK [Girl #2] IS DRUNK ON SUGAR LEMONADE"

Girl #1: "I didn't go that far..."

Girl #2: "APSDSANHAPDSDPIADJSDPK:JN CAPSX S:APD MKLASDKO PAS P OPWOADS"

Coach: "..."

Girl #3: *stares at Girl #2*

Girl #2: "HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI :DDDDDDDD"

Me: "Okay I go to the restroom one second..." *goes to the elevator instead of the restroom; goes with Girl #3*

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Girl #3: "Did we lose her?"

Me: "Yeah I think we did..."

*doors open to 5th floor*

Me: *steps out* "Okay, so your room?"

Girl #3: "Right."

*elevator doors open again*

Girl #2: "HIIIIII EVERYONEEEEEEEE"

Girl #3: *whispers to me* "RUN!"

Me and Girl #3: *hides by ice machine*

Girl #4: *distant* "Hey where'd [Girl #2] go? Can you go find her, [Girl #5]?"

Girl #5: "Okay..." *runs by ice machine; sees us; screams to try and scare us*

Girl #3: "WE AREN'T [Girl #2] GEEZ"

Girl #5: "Woops sorry XD"

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SO YEAH PINK PACKET SUGAR IS BAD FOR U

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