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DR vs. DRM 1: Mitch vs. Mondo Owada

AN: So I decided to do a thing called Dangan Ronpa vs. Dangan Ronpa Minecraft. It's when the characters from both stories appear in one AU, where they have conflicts and fights and stuff. This was inspired by Animated James and his "MLP vs. Sonic" series. I do not own any content other than this idea.

First off... Mitch vs. Mondo Owada.

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Mitch and Mondo ran into each other while walking one day. Literally.

"What the f*** was that for?!" Mondo growled.

Mitch held up his hands and backed up slowly. "I-I'm sorry, I wasn't looking where I was goin-"

The SML Archer was interrupted when his face met Mondo's fist, and his body crashed into the wall of a nearby building.

That REALLY started it up...

Mitch pulled out a bow and arrow out of nowhere and began shooting arrows rapidly from it. Flaming arrows, may I say. And soon the arrows started to explode.

Owada had a few arrows stuck in his hair, which didn't really bother him. He quickly climbed onto his motercycle and drove away.

Mitch snarled. "You're not getting away that easy," he said. He whistled, and a wild Lyra appears! She casts a spell, causing Mitch to sprout wings from his back. Grinning, he zoomed after him.

Mondo was racing along on his motercycle when he saw Mitch's shadow pass over him. He looked up to find the SML Archer soaring over him like an eagle, slowly coming down at him. Growling, Mondo thew the dumbbell at him.

Mitch had barely enough time to react. The dumbbell hit him square in the head, causing him to fly backwards into a nearby building with a sickening thud.

Chihiro stood nearby, shaking his head.

Mondo slowed down and turned back to where Mitch had crash-landed. The minecraftian was bleeding in the head, and the Ultimate Biker Gang Leader thought he had killed yet another person.

"I'm fine."

Mitch had gotten up, the feathers on his wings messed up, his head bloody, and his clothes worn. But he was alive.

"That was... quite a fight you put up there," Mitch said.

"I think that might've been my fault," Mondo replied. "After all, I did smack you in the head twice today... Besides, how did you survive the dumbbell? It killed Chihiro before..."

Mitch shrugged. "I dunno. I think it's the fact that the fangirls probably want me to live... so yeah. Also this isn't canon. So reality doesn't mean a thing here."

"I guess," Mondo shrugged.

The two were silent for a moment.

"But next time, look where you're f***ing going, son of a b****!"

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AN: Sorry for the swearing. P.S. this is supposed to be abridged. Yeah. Expect more. Suggestions, maybe?